Oahray: haha... This babe... Are you in anyway related to Patience Ozokwor?

how dare you ask your madam silly question

well she's my mother inlaw

do you have issues with her?

Shugamania:




And am currently dating David Beckham

Oahray: Its more like 'searched'

~vicky~:


how dare you ask your madam silly question

well she's my mother inlaw

do you have issues with her?

~vicky~:


huh!
which food>
ve u finish clearing the weeds in the garden?
my friend go back to your duty post

Bolushalom: So did you find me?

Bolushalom:
Ok, I guess ur level pass my own, anyways, I'm not jealous, I love black guys

Shugamania:

Ahnahn.. Mummyyyy!!
He'll do all that when we get back from our date.
Infact, i'll help him.

Oahray (x3)
is bcus u re related to my Oga am still keeping u

if not,

just go to the small kitchen you food is on the table

Shugamania:

Ahnahn.. Mummyyyy!!
He'll do all that when we get back from our date.
Infact, i'll help him.

shuga?
u re dating our cleaner
wonder shall never cease!
b4 i close and open my eyes vamoose from my sight osi suu
that's what your teachers taught u shey? halenle now!

Oahray: Mummy? Vicky?
*dizzy*
*football kit falls off body*

Obinoscopy: Hi fellas, is it hot in here? I'm feeling kinda hot.

Oahray: Mummy? Vicky?
*dizzy*
*football kit falls off body*

re u surprised!
football kit or okirika polo

~vicky~:


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shuga?
u re dating our cleaner
wonder shall never cease!
b4 i close and open my eyes vamoose from my sight osi suu
that's what your teachers taught u shey? halenle now!

Obinoscopy: Hi fellas, is it hot in here? I'm feeling kinda hot.

go check your temperature oga!
for this cold weather

Obinoscopy: Hi fellas, is it hot in here? I'm feeling kinda hot.

Shugamania:

What can i do?
He plays footballlll
My teachers taught me to love my neighbours, cleaners and gardeners alike.

love but dont fall in love
any day i see u wth the cleaner that day u wud stop going to school

~vicky~:
Oahray (x3)
is bcus u re related to my Oga am still keeping u

if not,

just go to the small kitchen you food is on the table

Shugamania:


*Fans him*
Wake up jor..
Only mothers dole out chores like that.

Oahray: *still faint*
*yimus at her in subconscious state*

pours him a bucket of cold H2O

~vicky~:



pours him a bucket of cold H2O

Oahray: *remains on the floor, eyes shut*
*thinking* either way this woman or her pikin go gimme kiss of life. No be here all of us dey?

kiss of lyf my yansh!

keep waiting for kiss of life

Shugamania:

Yes it is..take off ur clothes

~vicky~:


kiss of lyf my yansh!

keep waiting for kiss of life

Oahray: You can't read my thoughts jor
c'mon gimme the kiss jare.

~vicky~:


calls the cook to give him "kiss of lyf"

~vicky~:


love but dont fall in love
any day i see u wth the cleaner that day u wud stop going to school

Oahray: *smiles inwardly as the cook is a very attractive female*

Obinoscopy: I can't take them off. Can you please help me take them off, puuuleaassseee

Oahray: *smiles inwardly as the cook is a very attractive female*

Shugamania:

Hold on..
Beync will soon get here.

Obinoscopy: Why are u ladies calling Beync all the time? Please let my wife be. She'll come hail you guys when she's done with home affairs .

So shuga, why don't you just help a guy in need. I just want you to take my cloths off, that's all. Is that too much to ask?

Idowuogbo: