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| Chinese Jews by mkab(m): 12:55pm On May 03, 2006 |
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Pineapple Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews |
| Re: Chinese Jews by diddy4(m): 2:34am On May 04, 2006 |
oh sh*t he tot they were talking about juice. damn dats funny.  |
| Re: Chinese Jews by kellygirl(f): 12:44pm On May 06, 2006 |
crazy waiter  |
| Re: Chinese Jews by pirella(f): 1:13pm On May 06, 2006 |
Dat waiter's so dumb he neds to b fired on d spot! Ha! |
| Re: Chinese Jews by eveseh(f): 1:26pm On May 06, 2006 |
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| Re: Chinese Jews by queen2(f): 4:13pm On May 06, 2006 |
buahahaha, dumb waiter, nice joke |
| Re: Chinese Jews by spikelord(m): 8:29pm On May 06, 2006 |
Don't blame him, Phonetic and phonologic problems |
| Re: Chinese Jews by jayemkay(f): 10:04pm On May 06, 2006 |
hahaha! |
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