[color=#006600]Guess u might av seen this before but what can i do, my copy and paste is still functioning, [/color]

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace. Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.



British Airways: "Aminu kano airport this is Captain Smith reporting flight 007. Do you copy?"



Kano Tower: "Yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"



British Airways: "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"



Kano Tower: "kai haba!"



British Airways: "Sorry tower couldn’t get that"



Kano Tower: "okay plight 0 0 Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"



British Airways: "Negative power in engines dead"



Kano Tower: "Walahi?"



British Airways: "Negative didnt copy"



Kano Tower: "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"



British Airways: "Negative tower, wings wont respond"



Kano Tower: "kai!"



British Airways: "negative didn’t copy that tower"



Kano Tower: "okay d flane will kom down in som time due to low injin. Fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"



British Airways: "Negative, can’t activate the landing gear"



Kano Tower: 'Wayyo!'

British Airways: "Awaiting order, flight 007"



Kano Tower: "Okay refit apta me"



British Airways: "Okay what?"



Kano Tower: "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for the dead!)

Ayusman, lallai, an ga controllan ba shi da hankali, in ni ney Captain, wallahi sey na yi crashing Jirgin a control towan.
Anyway, ya ka ke?kwana biu, ya aiki, har yanzu ka na Arse-anal? Kwama, ka dawo Man. U fa.

anus, that is a tite one there, i love it

@Aisha

Ina jin ki. Aman Arsenal ne ye na jini na fa

@Tufe

U r in love with what? Anus?

na u know

but as long as itz my wife's own, then no wahala

Bad boy

. . just like you are

the joke for sweet if i understanding it.

bros, ur English fear me o

Na only fear. The English afraiding me!

segunpc:

the joke for sweet if i understanding it.

Why is it so hard for you to understanding any joke?

. . . plz come and answer

Ayusman,

Ok man. We don accept say na CP be ur motto this year

@poster,

nice one. Real tight. Though I couldnot understand most of the communication between the tower and the piolt. But, the punch is in the end where he asked the pilot to recite the prayer for the dead. Thats real tight. Well done. And, please lets have more of that.

brosses u shld ve been saided in yoruba instead of hausa.

walahi, i like am po dis jokwu

i loving it too

Nice joke,

Thank u very much

Baba Ituen, Na u sabi

Nice one man


u try

small boy. who tell u dat?

c ur big mouth, like anus

olulu:



c your big mouth, like anus

[size=13pt]I think sey the poster name na ayus why the anus[/size]

guy u try!!!
d'allah twas quite tite
didnt tink u cud pull it off.
u cool sha
u don turn role model
all ur village de hail u

kai po wia u gettam po ziz joke?

walahi ze joke ze swit me po my felle walahi

it seems clemcy has been visiting ayusman lately

d way she spoke hausa fluently

nice jokes anusman eer ayusman

Scopium:

[size=13pt]I think sey the poster name na ayus why the anus[/size]

@Scopium, Don't mind most of them can't really spell U don't blame them do u? Anus is only what they can think of. _{Spoilt kids}

damn:


guy u try!!!
d'god twas quite tite
didnt think u cud pull it off.
u cool sha
u don turn role model
all your village de hail u

Damn! i think i like dis ur name, especially when i dey drop heavy load for toilet.Damn! Wetin u think say i be before. I be role model to small children like FOlly, Segunpc, Olulu and tj tj. But kids dis days no ge respect since them don start to taste honeypot wey elders like Ituen dey lick

My broda,

Na true you talk oh. THis days wey madam Clemcy dey blah blah carelessly with this small boys, the thing dey affect kuvuki policies

u need to enforce stricter measures to deal with her promicuity or better still; castrate, i mean mutilate abi na circumcise her

*flogs anyusman and iteun with chewing stick*