I laughed mentally today nor be small! I don't know if this is the way professional beggars use to make their targets part with money these days! I was about to enter one LG shop when this man, walking past me, said 'good afternoon', then turned around to say ''Please excuse me''! I stopped and then he said ''You're looking so sweet and handsome; when you see something good it's good you appreciate it! It's good you look good like this as a guy''! I smiled and said ''Thank you''. He continued ''No girl wey go see you wey nor go whon talk to you''! I smiled and said thank you and as I wanted to go, he said ''Please wait, find me something na; nobody wey I dey tell like this wey nor dey drop something''! See me see trouble! Nor be me send am work o!

So how much did you tip him for making you feel like a girl you are lucky. If he had a pick pocket partner they would have emptied out your pockets

I met sum1 lyk dis 2wks ago n guess wat? I lost 10k...

spicyshot: I met sum1 lyk dis 2wks ago n guess wat? I lost 10k...

Lucky you!

spicyshot: I met sum1 lyk dis 2wks ago n guess wat? I lost 10k...

omega25red: So how much did you tip him for making you feel like a girl you are lucky. If he had a pick pocket partner they would have emptied out your pockets

My brother, nor be me send am work o! Anyway, I tip am smile

I would be a wrong person 2 approach cos nothing, as in shin-shin no go fall..........

Exponental: I would be a wrong person 2 approach cos nothing, as in shin-shin no go fall..........

You nor won make dem chop? At least for the effort, you go give am something na!

I wouldn't have!!

If na me, and i know say the guy won para(begg) me, na once i go change am for am, saying "bros i was about to tell u samething also infact if i be boy i for toast u

Nansense

Mynd_44: Nansense

Ok!

Hahaha... That reminds me, some BLW fellowship members used to do this back in the days in my school too. Na the guys own dey vex me (I enjoy the female version sha).

Them go compliment everything from your looks to your voice before inviting your to their fellowship

If na me ehn, as I tell am thank you,
na only my back him go dey see! No time

cindyrella: If na me ehn, as I tell am thank you,
na only my back him go dey see! No time

Chai, na only back you go give am, ehn?

Oahray: Hahaha... That reminds me, some BLW fellowship members used to do this back in the days in my school too. Na the guys own dey vex me (I enjoy the female version sha).

Them go compliment everything from your looks to your voice before inviting your to their fellowship

If na me d guy cum scope lyk dat..i go jst giv am ma cv make he go find telecom job 4 me

DigitalSignal:
Chai, na only back you go give am, ehn?

yhu funny

DigitalSignal:
You nor won make dem chop? At least for the effort, you go give am something na!

he definitely was trying 2 be smart, which i detest.

cindyrella: If na me ehn, as I tell am thank you,
na only my back him go dey see! No time

You too like sharp sharp doggee stylee

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spicyshot: I met sum1 lyk dis 2wks ago n guess wat? I lost 10k...

In my case, it will be hard. Na empty pocket dem go see or few hundreds because I dont walk around with such money. na ATM things... no time! Lagos na wa!

gree-die:
I wouldn't have!!

You wouldn't have fallen, ehn? Ok, don't worry!

DigitalSignal:
You wouldn't have fallen, ehn? Ok, don't worry!

You wan jazz am?

Mynd_44:
You wan jazz am?

I never talk like that o!

Mynd_44:
You wan jazz am?

gree-die can you see what Mynd_44 is asking me?

DigitalSignal:
gree-die can you see what Mynd_44 is asking me?

lol... wat about it?

gree-die:

lol... wat about it?

That I want to use jazz on you! You dey see am?

DigitalSignal:
That I want to use jazz on you! You dey see am?

ehn nah.. but me i get odeshi, so no shaking

gree-die:

ehn nah.. but me i get odeshi, so no shaking

Odeshi nor dey work for my jazz, so you better be prepared!

DigitalSignal:
Odeshi nor dey work for my jazz, so you better be prepared!

make una carry una jazz go inside toilet abeg! Dis place is for civilised peeps not ur likes. Tnx

Jenams: make una carry una jazz go inside toilet abeg! Dis place is for civilised peeps not ur likes. Tnx

I won't descend to your level! I can see your level of civilization and I'll advise you to learn to look at life with an amusing eye! Anyway, I know the problem with people like you, it's not your fault!