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How Relevant Is This Advice In The Nigerian Situation About Public Funds Theft? by charlsecy4(m): 9:45am On Feb 25, 2013
If you want to steal public funds, make sure you steal in billions of Naira or Dollars.

That's advisable because out of your loot, you can settle lawyers and judges with like, say, N100 million. They'll give you just 3 months in prison with an option to pay, say, N68,000 fine. You choose to pay the fine and walk free with the balance of the loot.

However, if you steal "small" amount of public funds, say, N2 million, you won't be to settle your legal team and fines. You will serve at least 10 years in prison.
Re: How Relevant Is This Advice In The Nigerian Situation About Public Funds Theft? by charlsecy4(m): 9:46am On Feb 25, 2013
Isn't it as bad as that?

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