1. FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty girl passes by {Only God knows what will happen when you take overdose}

2. SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently at the paying counter.

3. ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries.

4. SPORTOBLIND-X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word "SUPERSPORTS" on TV.

5. WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores {washing dishes, doing laundry, pounding yam etc} #For una mind sha.

LADIES, PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW !!