IamAthens: I didn't woo the girl o,na she jst tel ma frnds sy she dey trip. Ma guys cum arange d package bt tey tey d gal go dy slip wit ma pady n na wen she get belle we knw.

190-the-clown:
I gave my car keys to my friend who pretended to splash water on her body along the road
I raced to the scene took off my shirt and pretended to clean the muddy water off her body-
the rest was history

2days later - we were having s-e-x

tunapawizzy: I danced with her at a party,,,,took her to a corner , held her left hand and placed it on my turgid joystick, she smiled and that was it. We've been married for 7yrs with 2 kids

anitank: *pulls up a chair and sits down, sipping fanta*

Let's hear it

prince_onx: I simply screamed woooo and she feel in love!

prince_onx:
Wow! On the street abi her work place?

how can a car splash water on her if she was in her work place
you smoke moro this afternoon

anitank:
Wow nice! Are u saying u guys "did it" on the first date?

tunapawizzy:

errrrm yop *winks

warrikid: Shuuuuuuuu,na she woo me oo.
I was a young fresh fine milky ajebutty funky boy,before time,street and hussle took its toll.
Then she left

anitank: *pulls up a chair and sits down, sipping fanta*

Let's hear it

tunapawizzy: I danced with her at a party,,,,took her to a corner , held her left hand and placed it on my turgid joystick, she smiled and that was it. We've been married for 7yrs with 2 kids