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BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by realsammie(m): 9:24am On Feb 28, 2013 |
The fast rising actress and singer was kidnapped today in her home. The strange incident happened in the front of her gate. Eye witnesses said a black van drove and stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and three gun men emerged and whisked her away. A Police near by that saw the kidnap went down, watched and took no actions but laughed. After the kidnappers drove off, they left a note on the road and the police picked it up and it reads: “Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge favor, we have taken this drastic action to save the little we have in this country. We got an information that Miss Tonto is about to release a new song by March 1st titled “Jeje” and we can’t look and fold our arms. Miss Tonto would be released for five thousand Naira after March 1st”. So far no one is willing to pay N5,000 to set Mrs Tonto Dikeh free!!! |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by Kingslaw(m): 10:16am On Feb 28, 2013 |
Hahaha this one fit no make front page because is a bad news to seun.:-D funny joke. |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:42am On Feb 28, 2013 |
Front page please and I like the joke gan.... **Looks at his expensive diamond, gold crested wrist watch** Today na 28th o, 1st no dey far away, abeg make them no release her |
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by adexsimply(m): 12:28pm On Feb 28, 2013 |
funny |
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