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BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by realsammie(m): 9:24am On Feb 28, 2013
The fast rising actress and singer was
kidnapped today in her home. The strange
incident happened in the front of her gate.
Eye witnesses said a black van drove and
stopped right in front of Tonto Dikeh and
three gun men emerged and whisked her
away.
A Police near by that saw the kidnap went
down, watched and took no actions but
laughed. After the kidnappers drove off,
they left a note on the road and the police
picked it up and it reads:
“Dear Nigerians, we are doing you a huge
favor, we have taken this drastic action to
save the little we have in this country. We
got an information that Miss Tonto is about
to release a new song by March 1st titled
“Jeje” and we can’t look and fold our arms.
Miss Tonto would be released for five
thousand Naira after March 1st”.
So far no one is willing to pay N5,000 to set
Mrs Tonto Dikeh free!!! cheesy cheesy
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by Kingslaw(m): 10:16am On Feb 28, 2013
Hahaha this one fit no make front page because is a bad news to seun.:-D funny joke.
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by FoxyUltimate(m): 10:42am On Feb 28, 2013
Front page please and I like the joke gan....

**Looks at his expensive diamond, gold crested wrist watch**

Today na 28th o, 1st no dey far away, abeg make them no release her grin grin grin
Re: BREAKING NEWS: Tonto Dikeh Kidnapped! by adexsimply(m): 12:28pm On Feb 28, 2013
funny grin grin grin grin grin grin

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