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Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Oieezhah(f): 8:15am On Mar 07, 2013
Post naughty activities u engaged in, in your primary school days.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Tolexander: 9:35am On Mar 07, 2013
Oieezhah: Post naughty activities u engaged in, in your primary school days.
you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Oieezhah(f): 11:05am On Mar 07, 2013
Lols... Dts hilarious
Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Oieezhah(f): 12:01am On Mar 19, 2013
Lols... Pele my dia..
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Tolexander: 4:56pm On Mar 21, 2013
Oieezhah: Lols... Pele my dia..
thanks sweerie!

Will like to see your own experience also.
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by hightechIT: 12:11pm On May 12, 2013
Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.

Dude did u say 7yrs?... Holy Mary!

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Dyt(f): 12:15pm On May 12, 2013
Memory lane
I was a late comer, back bencher, stubborn
I sneak outta school, bully
I was to b d ass head gal, dey refused me, I beat d gal dat took my position and threatened her
Bt dey gave me one yeye post, library prefect

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by whisper88(m): 12:16pm On May 12, 2013
Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Next story pls.. Tnx *grabs a hand full of popcorn*

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by mysticgal(f): 12:18pm On May 12, 2013
the only naughty thing i did as a kid,was faint cos my dry silly maths uncle wanted to beat me.
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by tintingz(m): 12:21pm On May 12, 2013
Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.
as in age 7?? hmmm!

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by bidexolumanish(m): 12:21pm On May 12, 2013
Tolexander: you should have started by telling us your own story!



There was this young pretty gurl that was 6years old then in my class, primary 2. I was just 7years. She stayed not far from the school and her house was by my route to our primary school. She did sit between the headmistress son and i.
I loved talking to the gurl but she wouldn't give me any attention, she always prefered playing with the headmistress' son like many other pupils in the class.
One day, i discovered during the break, these my sitting partners(the gurl and headmistress' son) left the class together and moved towards the school library. I jealously thought in my mind where my sitting partners were going and started stalking them. Latter they entered into the school library where many school pupil hardly went during the break cos they would try to get themselves something to eat.
I waited outside for 5minutes and just banged in, saw them in between the table and chair at the last end of the library with the guy having his short half drawn down leaning on the gurl with her paint off. I told them God catch you today! i will tell uncle. They started pleading with me and i told them the only condition i wouldn't tell uncle which is i would have my own sex with the gurl. They consented to my condition and started with the gurl when the headmistress son was done.
I discovered the headmistress son had disappeared and the next thing i saw were our mates coming towards us. The god forsaken headmistress son had gone to tell them the gurl and i were having sex.
They reported us to the headmistress and the next thing to bring our parents the following day after beating a hell out of us.
We told our mates that the headmistress son was there but they wouldn't listen cos they very like the headmistress son and wouldn't rope him in.
u dy mad o,u don spoil 4rm 7yr,na only God knw hw many girl u don smack.
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by BabaAlabi: 12:21pm On May 12, 2013
@Tolex lwkmd...
I used to do staring contest with one girl in primary 4...we would stare at each other for a long time without blinking and whoever blinked first was the loser. One day as we started the battle, this girl started spreading her legs open and I could see her white pant. I was so surprised that I started blinking uncontrollably. Till today my naughtiest pry sch experience was seeing Alero's white pant.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by hightechIT: 12:22pm On May 12, 2013
Dyt: Memory lane
I was a late comer, back bencher, stubborn
I sneak outta school, bully
I was to b d ass head gal, dey refused me, I beat d gal dat took my position and threatened her
Bt dey gave me one yeye post, library prefect

All in your primary school..? #justasking#

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Pdizzle(m): 12:23pm On May 12, 2013
i no remember
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by dridowu: 12:25pm On May 12, 2013
Then in Pry 3, i used to run away frm sch, their is a particular day my dad came to d sch , he found out dat i have being runing away frm sch, when i got home dat day , i got d beaten of my life till today i still have d mark of the beaten on my right thigh

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Saraben(f): 12:26pm On May 12, 2013
Oieezhah: Lols... Dts hilarious
..hmmm i no sure 4 ds first story o
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by zumarock8(m): 12:31pm On May 12, 2013
they girl i luv most as at dat time, i was the head boy

but wen ever my teacher order me to wright names of noise make. Na her name the fisrt enter the list, if she complain i will star* it, the more she compalin there mor i star it.

Uptill now i realy dnt knw why i wil want her to be punish, cos i liked dat girl. Small children life self.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by obisage(m): 12:31pm On May 12, 2013
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I will be back... let me compile my story cos it's long
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Saraben(f): 12:31pm On May 12, 2013
wen i was in primary 6 ,,my headmaster wrote a letter to me dat he loves me ,nd he had a daughter in our class,,i nw lied to my very best friend dat d letter was written 4 both us,,dat he lov both of us..so we started crying..funy right..

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by BabaAlabi: 12:41pm On May 12, 2013
yuzedo: 1. I use to lign op behind gals and be press my mon-kee on deir bum bum tongue
2. I use to still biro, egg, pen sul, etc.undecided
3. I use to lie?? shocked oh god! I lie sotay Jisos say WTF! angry if I teel u all d lyes eh, seun will banned me, ahswear!
4. One fooooolish sit mait I have dat time use to pornish us. He will mess in side his hand, close it and troway d mess in to ur face embarassed wtf?! angry dat tin gave me youth canser! cry cry

But tenk Obatala, upon evrytin, I use to come FIRST evry time. Oh obatalamdulahi!!! kiss smiley
Was this in banana Iceland??

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by sushieater: 12:41pm On May 12, 2013
Well, i was fukkkin girls in the ahss when i was 6
and a half .. Big L
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Dyt(f): 12:41pm On May 12, 2013
hightech-IT:


All in your primary school..? #justasking#

Some ppl are jst so rugged
Blame it on my environment

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Orikinla(m): 12:41pm On May 12, 2013
My first day in primary school was funny, I returned home only in my underwear, because I left my shirt and shorts behind at the playground behind my school. grin
My mom just laughed.

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by sushieater: 12:41pm On May 12, 2013
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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by steffans(m): 12:42pm On May 12, 2013
hightech-IT:


Dude did u say 7yrs?... Holy Mary!

My thot exactly....
Tho I culd remebr talkn abut punie in Class 1 but didn't have d. Guts 2 Choke...

Hw big is even a 7 year olds dic'k

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Uchenna42(m): 12:43pm On May 12, 2013
Didn't do any naughty thing cus I schooled at BANANA ISLAND with yuzedo cheesy

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by fittty(m): 12:45pm On May 12, 2013
Ummmm
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by BANGASOUP1: 12:50pm On May 12, 2013
whisper88: Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Next story pls.. Tnx *grabs a hand full of popcorn*
na only popcorn u da chop self,all ur life?watin self,evryday popcorn popcorn,na die u da so,seun abeg come help dz man o

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Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Seunolugbala: 12:53pm On May 12, 2013
I rmemba wen in pry 5 dat wi boyz in our clas alwz colect d grls fud nd eat during break nd d most of d grls wil get angry bt we setle d next dy.. Cnt even 4get my pry skul dys laelae
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 12, 2013
I've always been a good Boy
Re: Naughty Things You Did In Primary School by devigblegble: 12:57pm On May 12, 2013
Hmm primary sch life na only God fit forgive me cuz so so plenty thing I don do.......I was bullied cuz I was smallish among my mate, was a very good football then even messi of today can not stop me, ask of me in festac lasgidi (1994-97), anytime I do wrong na gorimapa dem go bab me, na Alfa I dey do go school not to forget there is these Muslim teacher he likes beating students too much, one reason I never love going to class

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