1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

None of the above. Mine comes always and it serves its purpose by God's grace.

free2ryhme:

1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

laffing uncontrollably.
When it's time to write my biography, it ll be included that I once took home 'Menstrual Salary (a.k.a period).
Rotflmao for Onion Salary, Magic Salary & Storm Salary (I pity those that earn it). front page plz, mods

I no fit laugh , i think i have been a victim of all the types of Salary you listed above.
some Nigerian Employers no be am at all, it s time to set up my own business, but CAC is a witch in disguise.

Lol... Nice one there. I get paid based on my result. I don't collect any salary.

Lols,dis salary dey mke me laf lyk seriously...omo i no wish to get any of dem ooooo

I dnt get any of dem..no ....to comment

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None of the above

What do you call corper's salary? Alawie... That's mine. Menstrual salary!

free2ryhme:
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry

2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

4. Magic Salary - You touch it and it disappears

WHICH ONE IS YOURS?

this guy no go kill me for here, I think I have benefited from all the salaries mentioned above before I discovered the real deal.

What do we call this category? "You have it every month, and small of it still remain till next month"
Anyway good post to relax your nerves for the weekend.

salary is for slaves.

The term salary comes from the Latin word salarium which translates to salt.


Salt was at one time a very precious commodity in the old world.

The roman soldiers were not paid wages during active service but salt rations which they used to batter for goods and services (woman comfort services) within their local posting. The salt rations were the only thing a Roman soldier was guaranteed. Other forms of compensation were from war booties (if you survived the battle) and a soldier's share was determined by rank and number of survivors. If a Roman soldier then survives a series of campaigns inspired by despotic Generals, he is guaranteed a pension depending on the largess-es of his General. Most soldiers were conscripted by force from the mines or prisons so a retirement meant an end of servitude. Others more fortunate may own a plot of land in servitude to the General in his rural villa.

Not much has changed since for your average salt earner.

The phrase worth his/her salt comes to mind.

Na dagote salary or senator's salary i nid.

3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only three days

please what is worse than onion salry........i dey survive on pocket money salary

mine is RAIN, its touches so many people when it comes.

Me na hustle salary

boko haram salary..when u take it..it xplode causin destruction...

I'm soooooo confused!

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.MAMA IYABO SALARY:you use it to pay food credit and it lasts for only one day
GARRI SALARY: you use it to chop only food and it lasts for atleast 30days
MOLUE/OKADA SALARY: you use it only to pay transport to work and it may last for atleast 20days
BB SALARY: you use it only to buy blackberry for your girlfriend and it last only one day
PASTOR SALARY:you use it only to pay tithes and offering in the church and after sunday its gone

If u colet al dis type dat means u can't go afta girls

Mine is


Number (5) SEA SALARY= It comes from every source and never runs dry...

The types of salary isn't comprehensive. I have once been a victim of storm salary though.

All this salary options are damn Complicated to me jare!

Le Ostrich: salary is for slaves.

The term salary comes from the Latin word salarium which translates to salt.


Salt was at one time a very precious commodity in the old world.

The roman soldiers were not paid wages during active service but salt rations which they used to batter for goods and services (woman comfort services) within their local posting. The salt rations were the only thing a Roman soldier was guaranteed. Other forms of compensation were from war booties (if you survived the battle) and a soldier's share was determined by rank and number of survivors. If a Roman soldier then survives a series of campaigns inspired by despotic Generals, he is guaranteed a pension depending on the largess-es of his General. Most soldiers were conscripted by force from the mines or prisons so a retirement meant an end of servitude. Others more fortunate may own a plot of land in servitude to the General in his rural villa.

Not much has changed since for your average salt earner.

The phrase worth his/her salt comes to mind.

Who asked for this long epistle? GOSH!!!!

ITK dey worry ham

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Le Ostrich: salary is for slaves.

The term salary comes from the Latin word salarium which translates to salt.


Salt was at one time a very precious commodity in the old world.

The roman soldiers were not paid wages during active service but salt rations which they used to batter for goods and services (woman comfort services) within their local posting. The salt rations were the only thing a Roman soldier was guaranteed. Other forms of compensation were from war booties (if you survived the battle) and a soldier's share was determined by rank and number of survivors. If a Roman soldier then survives a series of campaigns inspired by despotic Generals, he is guaranteed a pension depending on the largess-es of his General. Most soldiers were conscripted by force from the mines or prisons so a retirement meant an end of servitude. Others more fortunate may own a plot of land in servitude to the General in his rural villa.

Not much has changed since for your average salt earner.

The phrase worth his/her salt comes to mind.

This is serious ITK (i too know)

WinnieDPooh: Mine is


Number (5) SEA SALARY= It comes from every source and never runs dry...

Yes ooo

WinnieDPooh: Who asked for this long epistle? GOSH!!!!

another fact for you

Emmy9ite: Lol... Nice one there. I get paid based on my result. I don't collect any salary.

hmm. With that your 3rd class result? The above listed results are better than yours I think?