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Take A Bite Of Wisdom Here.. Today!! by Nobody: 8:11am On Mar 09, 2013
There was a sparrow which was flying through the winter and got frozen and fell to the ground. A cow passing by dropped heavy shi.t on it and the warm shi.t made the sparrow warm and it became alive again. It was so happy to be alive that it began to sing. Then a cat came along and licked off the shi.t and after that, the cat ate the sparrow. The lessons of the story are..
1. Not everyone who shits on you is an enemy..
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shi.t is a friend..
3. If you're warm and happy, no matter where you are, keep your big mouth shut.

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Re: Take A Bite Of Wisdom Here.. Today!! by manos(m): 9:20am On Mar 09, 2013
More lessons to learn:

@ the birds: sometimes, being in shi.t may not really be as bad as it seems.

@ the cats: Sometimes u need to eat the sour tasting shi.t before u Have a very sweet tasting bird.

@ the cows: stop wasting your shi.t on foolish birds. Cos they would only brag about it and get themselves into bigger shi.t

summary:
those eating should keep eating shi.t,
those shi.ting should shi.t wisely and
those falling into sh.it, should hide themselves.

In the end its all about the shi.t......
i got to go take a sh.it myself.
Have a nice day people..........

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