groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

*rolling*

But Palmgroovie, bro, don't you guys have a wa-shing mashing to wash your cloth? I know every homes in BANANA ISLAND have a wa-shine mashin to wash and dry your designer cloth.

nitlad:
It's IJORA BADIA matey - Aint no MOFO stepping in there without getting sodomized!

Nitwit, bro, so your looking for gay patna?? Isn't Ijora Badya among the makoko place Fashola destroy? instead of looking for rent money ur looking man nyash, shiorr!

mysticgal: never had the oppourtunity of living in that type of place,but got friends there,it's hilarious and disgusting,there

quite frankly I'm equally disgusted with u,u call where people leave disgusting? As if they CHOSE 2 stay there.2 think u probably went 2 skul is appalling.

jhydebaba: Lemme go first.

Yeah! It was midnight. I had a loud shout outside my window, I peeped outside to see what was happening. Gosh! It was my neighbour an Islamic cleric (Alfa). I quickly put on my slippers because I dare not sleep naked cuz of happenings like this I dashed out to see what has happened again.

It was Alfa and his wife as well as a co - tenant. Everybody was outside, trust "face me I face you" now. Alfa told us that his wife is fond of spending about 10minutes outside at midnight anytime she wanted to visit the toilet (general toilet for all the tenants). Though he never suspected any foul play until another co - tenant hinted him. So, this fateful day, he pretended to be deeply asleep. The wife tip toed as usual to the toilet he waited for about 4minutes before going out to meet the wife.
Alas! When he got to the toilet, he called on his wife to open the door that he was pressed but the wife couldn't. He then locked the door outside and shouted "thief, thief, thief..." to attract other neighbours to come out and see what has happened (as witness now). When we all converged, he opened the door. Lo and behold, it was Alfa's wife and baba wakila sweating like christmas chicken

guy your head is there

nitlad take gum#gives him gum#leta take water oh,ur temper dey rize,abeg free me lyk igloo.shuu u see me 4 dream?

groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

Lwkmd! Him dy mad??!

groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am egvery 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

Hahahaha.... Only e de see rain wen de fall. Rememberin levi's jeans. Lol

deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

lemme clear the air,wen i say disgusting,i mean it's environmrent.eg the sokaway spillage,its digustyn.uh

Bros no be small tin, i stayed about a year in what could be described as face me i face you one room apartment.

The houses are not built properly;
the walls are never straight.
The roof always leak during rainy season, no matter how many times a carpenter works on them(a carpenter once fell from d roof into my room while making repairs)
You will always know when your neighbor is been intimate at night.

mehn, for that area you will be amazed at the number of people that emerge from a room in the morning, there could be up 10 persons in a room.

My worst nightmare was having the compound toilet directly in front of my room;you could hear the ugly music of fart and poo coming from d ass of a person who has running stomach.

Mehn, poverty stinks.

Praise be to Oga Jesus who has made my story different today.

Drdreluv: ........My TV use to pick everybodys TV in my compound i was so surprised at de middle of de night when my TV picked an SU sister(only only sister) like dat.....OMG she is watchin porn wooo no be small porn oh....

Holy Holy sister NOT only only

A face me i face you house is a house with different occupants from different back grounds and not one family and they share amenities like kitchen and bathroom.The doors don't necceasry have to be facing each other it could be next to each other. Every nigerian that travelled abroad have lived in one and still live in one for various reasons, it could be because of being single and have no kids or partner so does not need that much space and pay unnecessary bills or he can't afford a flat even if he wants to live in one. Alot of people sell their properties in nigeria for greener pasture abroad and end up in a shared house(face-me-i-face-you).

CHINE55:
Chai. See y I lov nairaland. Dem get face me I face u for abroad?

groovie: u get a new levi jean and manage get one t shirt, u wash am, spread am, u dey watch am every 20 mins na im on the 3rd check u no see am again. u start searching rooms one after d oda then u see am 4 wan STUUUPID BOY room and he tells u "rain wan fall na im i help u keep am"
Bastard!

chaiiiiiii, hahahahahahaha, i don die oooooo. Omo, c strategy. Chaiiiii

Lived in our FmIFU apartment in osogbo for yrs plus before we arranged a flat settings.twas fun though and a lotta lesson to be leanrt by staying there.I just see it as a phase in life for certain peeps...it can only get betterand nothing to be ashamed about

deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

ROTFWML! oboy!

Oahray: lmao!

the fooolish boy turn weather forecaster. no mind am

deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

hahahahahaha, laffin at d armed robber, ashe won se le

deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

Ayaf dead oº°˚!! *laffing and rolling to njaba river*

onye ego: Bros no be small tin, i stayed about a year in what could be described as face me i face you one room apartment.

The houses are not built properly;
the walls are never straight.
The roof always leak during rainy season, no matter how many times a carpenter works on them(a carpenter once fell from d roof into my room while making repairs)
You will always know when your neighbor is been intimate at night.

mehn, for that area you will be amazed at the number of people that emerge from a room in the morning, there could be up 10 persons in a room.





My worst nightmare was having the compound toilet directly in front of my room;you could hear the ugly music of fart and poo coming from d ass of a person who has running stomach.

Mehn, poverty stinks.

Praise be to Oga Jesus who has made my story different today.

Poverty ki somi obe rara! i thank God for ur life if really ur no more there.

Some years back,I rented a room in London which was demarcated into 6 additional rooms. Several characters used to live there. The ones I won't 4get re two Gay couples,who stay awake all night drinking cans of beers,shouting and fighting demselves. Each time dey want to pee they walk naked from there room to the toilet not minding whether you have a famale visitor.when u talk 2 dem abt it (walking naked),dey re gud at appologising.D day I moved out was wen I caught one of the Gay chap peeing in the kitchen sink. Another character is a Ugandan who calls himself a pastor and spend time every day mastubating before going to work. Kai I will never forget that house in a hurry.

mysticgal: if i were proud i wont have any frnd dat lives dere,so gimme a break and hey u dnt have 2 insult me to make a point.

u were not insulted or since when did 'proud' become an insult or is it 'lass' (which simply means young girl),or are u a learner as well as arrogant?

mysticgal: nitlad take gum#gives him gum#leta take water oh,ur temper dey rize,abeg free me lyk igloo.shuu u see me 4 dream?

You have no class!

Adonis Ugeeseus: quite frankly I'm equally disgusted with u,u call where people leave disgusting? As if they CHOSE 2 stay there.2 think u probably went 2 skul is appalling.

You see your idiocy now causticgal?

mysticgal: lemme clear the air,wen i say disgusting,i mean it's environmrent.eg the sokaway spillage,its digustyn.uh

STFU already - you classless tactless ho!

jhydebaba: Ok, paying electricity bills can be so heart breaking and tedious. To share the point (breaking the unit equally for each tenant) is like a secondary school student thinking of how to solve 'A' level mathematics.
The drama always get a special turn whenever PHCN officials called to disconnect our light from the pole.

A certain working class guy who normally leave home 4:30am to hustle returned home at night say 9pm to find out that there is PHCN light in the area but his room was in darkness. The frustration that he is not owing coupled with the tiredness made him vent his anger on every thing at sight to the extent that he almost slapped the landlord's daughter when she came to call him for a meeting.
Some people in the house owe a lot of money but they're not willing to pay till the kingdom come. "Den no dey pay nepa finish", "govt sef they owe", "I never collect salary", "market dry today", "give me time, I know say I dey owe, I go pay" etc are the likely things you'd hear.
Finally, a meeting would be fixed to resolve the problem. Oh my Gawd! Come see grammar na so that my working class guy (I use to call him Patrick Obahiagbon) go dey blow outdated grammar wey no dey inside oxford advance learner diko We'll drag the issue for hours spreading till the early hours of the new day without headway (I tire oh, no be to pay nepa bill abi na senate we dey) Na so buried issue go dey surface "d last time we contributed money to offload the soakaway some people didn't pay" " baba so so so has never paid for watch man monthly due" "me, I no be fool, I know as he dey go for lagos"...

de best Joke Site is ===>Nairaland
any time i want to laugh i will just log in......
Chaiiii, come see people talk....some people bad for mouth instead of face..lozzzzzzz.still laughing

mysticgal: never had the oppourtunity of living in that type of place,but got friends there,it's hilarious and disgusting,there

YEA YEA WE KNOW YOU LIVE IN BADIA OJURIN...IN A WOOD MAKESHIFT DUPLEX

Nna men!! Pump fights? Who remove my bucket? Who turn my water? Who wear my slippers? My face me I face you experience na for Orile when my mama send me go exile because of my strong head! My uncle and him family regret wetin make them accept me come stay for dia house! Araromi street hear am! Last time I was dia people no believe say na Bole ka jah/ one blow seven akpoos be dis! I thank God for today!

deviduff: At my former face-me hostel wen I was schoolin at ekp,one boy rented room. Gradually,all his friends joined him and b4 d end of d year,de were more than 10 in d room. Always drinkin schnapp,chelsea and smokin weed. So landlord said de should pack end of year. De refused 2 pack and even didn't pay rent. So landlord brought carpenter and removed their door. De hung bedsheet to cover there. Robbers came one day and their room being d 1st,decided 2 start wit dem. 1 of d robbers own was 2 run and use his leg to smash open d door. So tinkin there was a door,he jst ran and used leg to march d bedsheet de hung. He landed in d midst of many boys sleepin wit cigar butts,bottles of gin,and all. So he screamed and ran out and d rest robbers took off also. D boys became local heroes,and continued stayin like that witout still payin rent till I left d hostel.

, the armed robber fear house with no door......

Omg! this is hilarious! I just went down memory lane and I'm gonna share mine.

We stayed in one as kids. There were lots of fighting and quarrelling, in fact as kids we prayed for it cos we loved seeing the 'actor' and 'boss' so whenever people fought we played the spectators. Then the turn by turn sweeping of compound and washing of the public lavatory no be small thing o

Then amongst ourselves as kids we re-act foreign action movies like no retreat no surrender, etc. We would construct a local gun and be running around the bush. Then we flew kite, drove borex, back tumbling, etc and don't forget the group fight . Menh it was fun.

Then there was a case of young guys then bringing in different girls and would be making some silly noise (so we thought) behind close doors. So one day we decided to find out what they were doing that warrants the loud noise, so we decided to go on a peeping spree. One of those days we were so engrossed with the action going on that we didn't know when the guy noticed we were there, sneaked out and came to the window we were and gave us a hardddd knock on the head . It was so painful, we cried but couldn't tell our parents why we were given the knock.

What else do I remember? Will be back when I remember more.

la furia:

, the armed robber fear house with no door......

No, he fear gangbannnggg from dem TEN BOIZ!!!

yuzedo: Nitwit, bro, so your looking for gay patna?? Isn't Ijora Badya among the makoko place Fashola destroy? instead of looking for rent money ur looking man nyash, shiorr!

Go fvck a diseased orangutan jor - you miserable cvnt!