Mary: Hello,
Sarah: Hello my dear, how are u
today?
Mary: Am fine swidy, I've missed u a lot. Sarah: ...and me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform
u that I will pay u a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: Wow, that's ok my lovely
pie, it will be a great pleasure to me. I will be expecting u my
angel.
{*After dropping the call*}
Mary: Am going to visit that
prostitute again.
Sarah: This idiot is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her
drinks with my money again,
she
dey lie.
CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS
John: Idiot how far? Francis: Goat wad up?
John: Am fine, do u know that u
are mad, how can u say that in
public.
Francis: U dey craze!! I dey come
ova this afternoon. John: Ok fine, I full ground for u
mad man.
{*After dropping the call*}
John: Hahahaha... that guy is
funny shaa at times but a great
friend, he's my personal person. Francis: That's my man. I like
him
very much haha always cracking
me up.

Ok...