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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by osat02: 11:37am On Feb 25, 2008
Do not try to live forever, you will not succeed- Bernard Shaw
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by olulu(m): 12:03pm On Feb 25, 2008
i ve got a few,

(a)
Live life,
don't let life leave you

(b)
Trust is not an inheritance,
its an investment.
and like all investment,
u either gain from it or u lose.

(c)
u lose to win,
and u win to lose,
u can't win always,
and u can't lose always.

but my all time favourite ;

(d)
Happiness is like a kiss, shocked shocked shocked
to get any good out of it ,
u have to give it to someone else. shocked shocked shocked


[b]Abi u go kiss urself?[/b] grin grin grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Chigotex(f): 5:56pm On Feb 25, 2008
Force is all conquering, but its victory is short lived. Abrahom lincoln

peace is not the absence of war or conflicts but the presence of justice because there would never be peace without justice’ Rev Martin Luther King

A lazy man's mind is in his mouth

Hard work in wrong route/ direction equals HARD LIFE

What's life, Life is mystry

Try as much as possible to always be happy, because every 60 seconds spent upset, is a moment of happiness u will never regain.

Remember to always travel in pairs.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by BTT(m): 11:37am On Feb 27, 2008
Those who don't play the game aint fit to make its rules. undecided

- Can't remember the author
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by BTT(m): 11:52am On Feb 27, 2008
When the winner takes it all
He makes the losser look so small
   - Anonymous

I love 2 things in my life:
My life and my love.
   - Taiwo Adebisi

Ultimately, we are all dead men
Sadly, we can't choose how
   - Lord of the Rings
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by BTT(m): 11:55am On Feb 27, 2008
Beware of life
For you will not come out of it alive
The only constant thing in life
Is that man will loss his life

    - Tobi Adeyemo
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gfrey(m): 1:47pm On Mar 01, 2008
U may never hav anoda time so make d most of it 2day.
u may never hav anoda life so mk d most of it now!

Your mouth is ur life!(prv 18:21).


God treats us all equally.how?
by loving us unconditionally!(Jn 3:16)

Failure is nt a setback.
It is a setup 2 a comback!

d first secret of winnig life's battles is by SMILLING! smiley wink cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jaeo(m): 7:07pm On Mar 04, 2008
love love love
natures plan to continue reproduction
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Gamine(f): 12:16am On Mar 06, 2008
I am an Optimist, i see the Glass half Full, full of Poison embarassed
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jdoss: 11:51am On Mar 10, 2008
Challenges - I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent

Change - When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

Delusion - There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Failure - When your best just isn't good enough.

Irresponsibility - No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.


www.demotivators.com
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by yobo(m): 1:31pm On Mar 12, 2008
Being a champion does not beating others,it means beating yourself.

Always render help especially when you do not have a reason to.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by BTT(m): 6:32pm On Mar 31, 2008
Rather be kind than be right!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Sisikill: 3:04pm On Apr 04, 2008
What other people say about me is not my business. Unknown

Real Dialogue between Winston Churchill and Nancy Astor

Astor – 'Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!
Churchill - And if you were my wife, I would drink it!


Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. Groucho Marx
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by diyobdw(f): 10:06am On Apr 06, 2008
"Nightfall does not come at once, neither would depression. Note every moment and adjust responsibly." Ola.Olabimpe

"The important thing is this: To be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become."- Charles DuBois

"People… especially people in positions of power, have invested a tremendous amount of effort and time to get to where they are. They really don't want to hear that we're on the wrong path that we've got to shift gears and start thinking differently.”- David Suzuki

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character." — Albert Einstein

"Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." — Gertrude Stein

"Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel." — Horace Walpole

"Did you win silver or lost gold? Life is all about how you want to see things "- Ola.Olabimpe
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by akowonjo: 2:57pm On Apr 17, 2008
1. Happiness is not perfected until it is shared,
it is only at this time that the smile you send out returns to you.

2. Attitude determines altitude

3. If you cannot do the time, don't do the crime.

4. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, him too no go sleep. grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by soulgrease(m): 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2008
(1) The fact that we expect success does not mean we should forget that failure exists.
(2) Good resolutions are lik babies crying in the church, they must be carried out immeditely
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 4:06pm On Apr 22, 2008
Eyes for you alone i seem to have - (nichevo)
Don't believe you can, know you did - (nichevo)
I had a dream, but my dream has gone from me - (Morpheus from Matrix 2)

cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by HRhotness(f): 12:39am On Apr 23, 2008
My favorites

- "Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. "


- "A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be "


- "Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. "

Mae West


- "If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative"


- "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

Woody Allen


- "A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."


- "America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."


- "Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason."


- "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. "

- "In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. "

Oscar Wilde



- "All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."


- "Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument. "


- "It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge"


- "Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."


- "An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination."


- "Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. "

Voltaire
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by winch(m): 5:28pm On Apr 26, 2008
Give every man your ears Give a few your word,take the word of every man for what it is, V
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by thupsie(m): 3:19pm On Aug 19, 2008
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Timothy Leary

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.
Jane Austen

Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce: The Devil's Dictionary {Life and Death}

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Giovanni Boccaccio

Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap -- even men who hate baths.
Gelett Burgess

Were there no women, men might live like gods.
Thomas Dekker

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Alexandre Dumas

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine

Anatomy is destiny.
Sigmund Freud

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
Robert Frost {Law and Politics}

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge {Love and Hate}

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
Elbert Hubbard {Vice and Virtue}

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
Friedrich Nietzsche

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn {Love and Hate}

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland {Love and Hate}

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
Charles Merrill Smith

There are really not many jobs that actually require a joystick or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
Gloria Steinem {Success and Failure}

Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
Peter Wastholm

You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
Heathcote Williams



A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by spikedcylinder: 3:00pm On Aug 27, 2008
That Oscar Wilde is a crazy man! Lol

@ topic

I love my gold wristwatch. My grandfather sold it to me on his death bed. Woody Allen.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by komplete(m): 3:21am On Aug 28, 2008
", you are what you belirve and repeatedly do, to us therefore, excellence therefore is a Habit, not an ACT!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 12:44pm On Sep 13, 2008
~Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there ~ Will Rogers



~No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens ~ Abraham Lincoln


~Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night ~ Anonymous
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by bettes(f): 1:16pm On Sep 13, 2008
Civility cost nothing but buys everything.

Good deeds like evil ones return to those who do them.

For every finger 'the perpetual fault finder' points,five more are pointing back at him.

Truth crushed to earth, shall rise again again;
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mi3(f): 4:13am On Oct 12, 2008
"don't take life too seriously-you won't come out alive anyway"  don't know the source

can't seem to remember all the quotes i routinely hoard, forgive me, i'll try and be back! tongue
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by firestar(f): 8:51pm On Oct 12, 2008
There is One Secret, And it's Sacred;


Treat it Unworthily,
and risk being Hated.


Treasure remains hid until unearthed, value it when uncovered.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mi3(f): 2:23am On Oct 13, 2008
"anything you say will be misquoted and used against you"

that one^^ makes "silence is Golden" all the more plausible!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by SeanT21(f): 8:09am On Oct 13, 2008
I did not know who Oscar Wilde was until I read some quotes here. I went and searched for more,

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Cayon(f): 11:37pm On Oct 13, 2008
Don't quit your day-job being a child who spouts child-like nonsense; it only serves to make you look 'unhappy' sad
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by tyrex(m): 8:48pm On Oct 15, 2008
imagination is better than knowledge
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by kommy27(f): 9:54pm On Oct 15, 2008
grin A GOOD SPEECH SHOULD BE LIKE A LADY'S MINI SKIRT, SHORT ENOUGH TO BE INTRESTING AND LONG ENOUGH TO COVER THE SUBJECT MATTER
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by princesa(f): 11:59am On Oct 16, 2008
The road to success is the only road that is under construction

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