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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:01am On May 05, 2009
A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in on the experience.
Elbert Hubbard
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by diyobdw(f): 12:39pm On May 05, 2009
cool nice to know that this thread would be 3year old,

"Persistence pays and so does a willingness to follow directions."-Anon
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 3:22pm On May 05, 2009
A shoulda listen when Papa warned, women love money like fowl love corn
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 10:03pm On May 05, 2009
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 2:44pm On May 07, 2009
Woman no like "soft" man
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 6:18pm On May 08, 2009
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 11:42pm On May 08, 2009
Never giving up and pushing forward will unlock all the potential we are capable of.

Now is the time. Needs are great, but your possibilities are greater.
       
Life without a purpose is a languid, drifting thing; every day we ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves, 'This day let me make a sound beginning


Pep without purpose is piffle. ~Ma Fav~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 1:09pm On May 09, 2009
Impatient peeps always get there too late
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 3:57am On May 11, 2009
~"A Hasty Man Drinks His Tea With A Fork" ~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 3:58am On May 11, 2009
mohawkchic:

~"A Hasty Man Drinks His Tea With A Fork" ~

LOL!!!!!

If u wanna be hasty, it would be a good idea to drop all the cutlery and just gulp the whole thing.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 4:00am On May 11, 2009
Frustration means finding out the first time U cant do something the second time.

Disappointment means finding out the second time U cant do sth the first time.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 4:09am On May 11, 2009
~ grin . . .Tell me about it!

~I like Your Quote,First time I've read it too. . . . Copy & Pasting wink
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 4:15am On May 11, 2009
LOL!!!

U have to pay some copyright fees grin
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 4:23am On May 11, 2009
~Lol . . .You dont say!! . . Okies! tongue


~"Looking For Fish? Dont Climb A Tree" ~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 12:50pm On May 11, 2009
'Life is 10 percent what you make it, and 90 percent how you take it'
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 6:58am On May 12, 2009
It’s not what happens to you
It’s what happened in You!
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 10:41am On May 14, 2009
Live Well. . . .Love Much. . . .Laugh Often
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:18pm On May 14, 2009
Experience is a hard teacher becos she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Uche2nna(m): 3:32pm On May 19, 2009
Want to know what happened to the mouse? Ask the cat.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 7:15pm On May 19, 2009
. . . keep your head up! . . . even when the road is rough never give up! wink
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 12:14pm On May 20, 2009
Words are powerful but The WORD is all powerful
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by nich(m): 8:48pm On May 21, 2009
Correct! cheesy
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 8:24pm On May 22, 2009
Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by mohawkchic(f): 2:20am On May 23, 2009
~"Old Age Aint So Bad When You Consider The Alternative" ~
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Nobody: 4:15pm On May 23, 2009
This one delivered a lol.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:28pm On May 24, 2009
Silence does not always mark wisdom.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by TOYOSI20(f): 1:31am On May 25, 2009
* What you see depends on what you're looking for.

* Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

* What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Pepeye(f): 7:14am On May 25, 2009
The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:17pm On May 25, 2009
If you have nothing good to say don't say anything

Choose your friends like your books, few but choice.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Epi: 5:43pm On May 25, 2009
Put butter on cats paws to keep them from wandering

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