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Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 6:58pm On Apr 12, 2013
Justyaxx:
Lol
Oor oor oor grin owokowoko.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Magicdon(m): 9:11pm On Apr 12, 2013
[quote author=miz tola] Will they still tell ladies to step out of their clothes unclad?
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 12:13am On Apr 13, 2013
dunno..dis is gonna be my first time.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 7:45am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Magicdon][/quote]
Yes
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 8:24am On Apr 13, 2013
Can someone give me a genuine reason why a #2500 scratch card is needed for a Government work? We keep complaining dat some private individuals scam desperate Jobseekers while d Federal Government in connivance with her Military n Para-military forces scam Nigerians in broad day light? Those incharge of recruitment in Nigerian Army know dat they need a certain amount of space,but they will release cards hundred times higher dan d spaces needed. They won't invite all for d test n at d end note everybody invited will finally make it to d Nigerian Army. I see no difference between them n oda Job 'scammers' cos they use d same procedure

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Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 10:01am On Apr 13, 2013
click2cbn: Can someone give me a genuine reason why a #2500 scratch card is needed for a Government work? We keep complaining dat some private individuals scam desperate Jobseekers while d Federal Government in connivance with her Military n Para-military forces scam Nigerians in broad day light? Those incharge of recruitment in Nigerian Army know dat they need a certain amount of space,but they will release cards hundred times higher dan d spaces needed. They won't invite all for d test n at d end note everybody invited will finally make it to d Nigerian Army. I see no difference between them n oda Job 'scammers' cos they use d same procedure
Don't buy the form. Stay at home lazy man. When you start wandering around and I get you arrested then you will say naija is bad. grin

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Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 11:30am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Justyaxx]
Oh ok I get it. It will actually disqualify you straight up. During medicals you will be asked to step out of your clothes and everywhere will examined including your balls. You will also be asked to bend, spread your legs and to keep coughing repeatedly while they peruse your shit hole for traces of almighty Owokowoko(lol)[/quote
tks man! What if somebody get small stick, is there any problem abt it? Tks 4 anticipating reply.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 11:35am On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Justyaxx]
Oh ok I get it. It will actually disqualify you straight up. During medicals you will be asked to step out of your clothes and everywhere will examined including your balls. You will also be asked to bend, spread your legs and to keep coughing repeatedly while they peruse your shit hole for traces of almighty

tks man! What if somebody get small stick, is there any problem abt it? Tks 4 anticipating reply.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 12:10pm On Apr 13, 2013
[quote author=Gideon360][/quote]
small stick and small egg will even give you better chance as a combatant than big stick and big egg. So I don't think it will disqualify you, instead it will give you greater opportunity of you being screened in. Thanks.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Guideway: 7:40pm On Apr 13, 2013
@Mr. Emmanuel4fire!
From ur explanations on small stick and egg, How come small is better than big?... Pls can u give any scientific backup on that.... Does it mean that one with a small has more strength than one with a big??... Tnx
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Guideway: 7:49pm On Apr 13, 2013
We ar going to write test, right?
Pls how will the test/exam look like?...
Infact what type of Question should we expect?...
Are questions asked according 2 once course?... God bless

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Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Johnnyemy: 9:40pm On Apr 13, 2013
Guideway: We ar going to write test, right?
Pls how will the test/exam look like?...
Infact what type of Question should we expect?...
Are questions asked according 2 once course?... God bless
reverse back to page 8 the questions have been answered. No test.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Guideway: 11:26pm On Apr 13, 2013
Yes boss...
I forgot.... It has bn answered
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 5:49am On Apr 14, 2013
Nigerian navy form will be out hopeful between wednessday and friday this week. Nigerian navy form will be out hopeful between 1st or 2nd week of May. cheesy
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Rotimi152(m): 10:29pm On Apr 14, 2013
There will be a written test, pls read hard n don't let anybody deceive u...
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 11:42pm On Apr 14, 2013
Rotimi152: There will be a written test, pls read hard n don't let anybody deceive u...
Imagine
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Johnnyemy: 7:45am On Apr 15, 2013
Rotimi152: There will be a written test, pls read hard n don't let anybody deceive u...
who is deceiving who?
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 8:04am On Apr 15, 2013
Rotimi152: There will be a written test, pls read hard n don't let anybody deceive u...
Keep reading hard for the test then. After registration closes, the next step is shortlisting the 20 for each state and 15 for FCT.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 1:02pm On Apr 15, 2013
Rotimi152: There will be a written test, pls read hard n don't let anybody deceive u...
Young man there is nothing like written test. 20 candidate will be shortlisted from each states, after which they will further undergo scrutiny through medical test and 3.2 km race is 18 minutes and thereafter 5 or 6 will be selected for final interview. It's only Navy and Airforce that do entrance examination.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 4:01pm On Apr 15, 2013
emmanuel4fire:
small stick and small egg will even give you better chance as a combatant than big stick and big egg. So I don't think it will disqualify you, instead it will give you greater opportunity of you being screened in. Thanks.
Tks for answering my questions, but how did u knw this? Av u confirm it or u think? If u think Can u explain the reason. Tks for anticipate prompt response.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 6:15pm On Apr 15, 2013
Gideon360:
Tks for answering my questions, but how did u knw this? Av u confirm it or u think? If u think Can u explain the reason. Tks for anticipate prompt response.
Small pen gives you chances of not being defeated and easy twist during hand to hand combat. Those who have big pen can easily be defeated when their pen is crushed or hit during combat. As a result of this and other physiological factors, a military combatant who have small pen is given more preference than those who have big pen grin
Bros no fear if your own big. grin
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 10:23pm On Apr 15, 2013
emmanuel4fire:
Small pen gives you chances of not being defeated and easy twist during hand to hand combat. Those who have big pen can easily be defeated when their pen is crushed or hit during combat. As a result of this and other physiological factors, a military combatant who have small pen is given more preference than those who have big pen grin
Bros no fear if your own big. grin
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 2:12am On Apr 16, 2013
emmanuel4fire:
Young man there is nothing like written test. 20 candidate will be shortlisted from each states, after which they will further undergo scrutiny through medical test and 3.2 km race is 18 minutes and thereafter 5 or 6 will be selected for final interview. It's only Navy and Airforce that do entrance examination.
@emmanuel4fire: una for just allow the guy make him go they "study hard". This is one issue I've cleared not once not twice but d clown is telling me am deceiving people. Wonder why people like peddling nonsense they have no knowledge of. I cant imagine a civilian telling me what goes on in the same Nigerian Army I have been in since 1995. Free am make him go they study hard... mtcheeeww
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by waliezi(m): 7:22am On Apr 16, 2013
seighabenz: Guyz can i use ma statement of result during documentation coz i dnt hv my original waec certificate....
. Yaa u can. Guy fine way go lagos or weac office 4 ph go collect ur result o!
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 12:33pm On Apr 16, 2013
Justyaxx:
@emmanuel4fire: una for just allow the guy make him go they "study hard". This is one issue I've cleared not once not twice but d clown is telling me am deceiving people. Wonder why people like peddling nonsense they have no knowledge of. I cant imagine a civilian telling me what goes on in the same Nigerian Army I have been in since 1995. Free am make him go they study hard... mtcheeeww
Bros no mind the guy, he is a political owokowoko. He has systemic lupus erythematosus like syndrome coupled with infection from mycobacterium leprae and as a result of this his mycobacterium load has giving rise to multibacillary leprea. He is suffering from, eh Imotua Imotua Imotua eh eh. Oor oor oor grin
NA JOKE I DEY NO TAKE AM SERIOUS O.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 2:24pm On Apr 16, 2013
emmanuel4fire:
Bros no mind the guy, he is a political owokowoko. He has systemic lupus erythematosus like syndrome coupled with infection from mycobacterium leprae and as a result of this his mycobacterium load has giving rise to multibacillary leprea. He is suffering from, eh Imotua Imotua Imotua eh eh. Oor oor oor grin
NA JOKE I DEY NO TAKE AM SERIOUS O.
Huuuuuu..Another Sir Patrick in the making.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 5:16pm On Apr 16, 2013
Wao! Somebody registered 2day and his number is above 15,500.
Pls if anybody sees any number above this pls tell us, to know atleat estimate number of pple who apply. Thk for ur cooporation.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 5:49pm On Apr 16, 2013
Gideon360: Wao! Somebody registered 2day and his number is above 15,500.
Pls if anybody sees any number above this pls tell us, to know atleat estimate number of pple who apply. Thk for ur cooporation.
Unemployment Ecomong war. Wahala dey o.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Nobody: 11:43pm On Apr 16, 2013
undecided guys wanna know....wat am i supposed tu print out?? Am done registering nd i ve submitted...sad#kinda confused#
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 8:13am On Apr 17, 2013
miz tola: undecided guys wanna know....wat am i supposed tu print out?? Am done registering nd i ve submitted...sad#kinda confused#

just log out and log in again, u wil see what to print.
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by Gideon360: 8:19am On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=miz tola] undecided guys wanna know....wat am i supposed tu print out?? Am done registering nd i ve submitted...sad#kind

Miss Tola! What is ur number, is it up to 15700?
Re: Nigerian Army Direct Short Service Commission (DSSC) Out. Register Online by emmanuel4fire: 8:53am On Apr 17, 2013
[quote author=Gideon360][/quote]
whats your number Gideon.

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