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Akpors In King James Version Of English by mrcharlzee: 6:56pm On Mar 27, 2013
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AKPORS IN KING JAMES VERSION OF ENGLISH
Pastor: for thou has sinned against god, if you sinned ye shall not see god, for thou shall be showeth the way to hell.so please come out and confess thy sin.
Akpors: am holy,yet i sinned.
Pastor: confess
akpors: you travelled when i visited, i was about to go when ur..ur.. Wife stopeth me and toucheth me in my lower abdomen. She pusheth me to bed and rapeth me, she was raping so fasted,i said its ok but she was duaring,duaring and duaring it. (brethren:oh oh oh)is it my fault?
Pastor:changed to pigin, if e no b your folt na em u come out? I pray that you kip duaring and duaring all the day of you life.
Pastor wife:amen and amen.
Is it akpors fault.
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