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|NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by MaziOmenuko: 8:08am On Apr 01, 2013|
Prologue. . .
I waited for what seemed like eternity before the lab scientist finally talked to me.
"You know that everything happens in life for a reason, and god knows why he allows some things to happen to us from time to time. . ."
What the fvck is this guy talking about?
"Are you a christian?" He asked and I nodded my head, wondering what the talk show was all about.
Why was he treating me with caution?
". . .then you must be conversant with the story of Job. . ." he continued.
I was impatient!
He went on about how Job suffered some persecution only because god allowed it and how the end turned out better. . .
"This is not the end of the world." He said once more as he handed the result to me.
"Its actually the beginning of a new era for you."
"You are HIV positive."
My world shattered around me, the room became darker and I could hardly breathe. I was sweating profusely as I scanned through the result. I knew where to search. I jumped all the technical jargon written on the page and took my eyes straight down the bottom page where the status was written.
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|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ITbomb(m): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2013|
I might say something but my Oga on top would say another thing and ban me. So what I wanted to say is that I'm first , that's all.
U don see ashewo carry belle before?
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Betgal(f): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2013|
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by everrichy(m): 8:14am On Apr 01, 2013|
Wait a minute! Is that for real?
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by everrichy(m): 8:15am On Apr 01, 2013|
Betgal: April fool!lol.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by dridowu: 8:21am On Apr 01, 2013|
Pls, dnt let ds b April fool,hav been waiting 4 ds ur PPA. Subscribing immediately
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Frosti(m): 8:22am On Apr 01, 2013|
Happy April fools day.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by MayorSchwags(m): 8:23am On Apr 01, 2013|
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Zenanted(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2013|
too short compared to mazi's normal story line , April fool mode activated!
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by visita(m): 8:35am On Apr 01, 2013|
Why now? After Ȋ̝̊̅ have vowed never to be April-fooled by anyone this year look at how they got M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥...cos ☺f my addiction to Mazi's story...hmmmn Why now? After Ȋ̝̊̅ have vowed never to be April-fooled by anyone this year look at how they got M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥...cos ☺f my addiction to Mazi's story...hmmmn
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by MaziOmenuko: 8:40am On Apr 01, 2013|
We started here:
Part 1: My final year at school, the extra year and the events leading to the extra year were outlined.
The important people that shaped my final and extra years at school: Rita my girlfriend, samuel my roomie with odili his cousin, cassey, my hod's daughter and my extra year girlfriend.
Then met oge same day I was about to finally leave school for camp, happened that we were headed to same camp.
Part 2: same thread: Rocked asaya camp with oge at first.
Met my camp best friend, the ugly one and together, we engaged in series of sex-capades. It was a fight for superiority between we both at first, and finally, we both discovered we had a lot in common and teamed up to enjoy the camp: together with his military friend.
I got into series of sex-capades at camp, with oge, then jane, a married woman, then with my assistant platoon leader wangu, with my platoon dance group leader, sonia and finally with my platoon officer, Ms Enoh.
I had flirtatious moments with few other girls like ita and chifawu with no real action, but chifawu got endeared in my heart that we fell in love towards the end of camp.
Ms Enoh helped influence my service and I got deployed to the Federal Polytechnic, Idah for my primary assignment.
Fate smiled on me as my love, chifawu, got posted to the same local government. We seized the moment and launched into cloud 9 with our new relationship.
Now we're here. . . Part 3: In the hands of fate. . .
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|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by MaziOmenuko: 8:41am On Apr 01, 2013|
Reserved space. . .
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by luvmijeje(f): 8:51am On Apr 01, 2013|
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by sulaimon99(m): 8:59am On Apr 01, 2013|
at last ,i thought you were not going to start this part again
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by visita(m): 9:00am On Apr 01, 2013|
So it wasn't april fool like Ȋ̝̊̅ thought earlier...thank God the final part I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ here and we thank God for sparing our lives A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ through...happy new month to Ÿ̲̣̣̣̥ø̲̣̣̥u̶̲̥̅̊ A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ
***places an order for fresh supply ☺f pop corn A̶̲̥̅̊nϑ diet alomo***
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ITbomb(m): 9:00am On Apr 01, 2013|
I will take this down after 30 mins
Previously on NYSC : National Year of Sex and Comfort.
Baby, it worked!
My girlfriend was screaming and running to my direction.
She ran to me with all smiles. She was breathing heavily, trying to catch her breathe. She ran all the way from the student affairs block A to block C where students of Engineering faculty were gathered up, waiting for NYSC call-up letters.
"Lasgidi things!" She screamed as she hugged me.
Her desire to serve in Lagos state came through, mine was overtaken by events leading to my extra one year delay caused by some misadventure with the HOD’s daughter Cassey.
In the beginning
"Are you not comfortable with this?", I asked as I pulled away from her.
"I'm sorry, I just can't, not now, not today . . . . . …..
She continued, "I'm in a long distance relationship now, its somehow complicated.
"Yes...yes...yes..., f'uckkk". She was screaming as I fu'c'ked deep into her
"Alert! Code Red! Booing 249 on enemy's territory! Abort all military action and return to base immediately!
Jeeeezzzz!!!!! My girl friend was around!
"I can prepare quaker oats for you".
I laughed out.
"Or you can eat me".
That's more like it. . .
When Rita says you can 'eat her', she meant every word therein; both literally and verbally.
"Who else did you sleep with today?". She repeated.
"Rita, this is a little bit embarrassing, but I had a wet dream shortly before coming over here".
a voice brought us back to reality;
"What's going on here!!!!!"
It was a familiar voice; one I would never forget. . .
Cassey pulled down her skirt which was hanging on her hips without bordering to wear her pant. She sat up and faced the same two mean eyes.
"The incidence with madam silat was peacefully resolved between both of us", she said.
She moved to stretch her legs so she can lie on my laps, the legs hit something beside the car gear. It fell off and exposed a file with a bold caption.
I rushed down to palmville, samuel was not around, so I unlocked the door and entered.
I went straight to the foam which was on the floor, lifted it up. . .
. . .the question paper and its answers were gone!!!
"Search him before he enters", the lecturer was ordering the school security operative to search odili.
a lecturer moved from behind and collected his answer sheet. Sandwiched inside the pages of those answer sheets, where the paper I used in solving the problems.
"Get out of here before I give you malpractice form to fill".
I was devastated. Odili in his quest to entangle himself from this mess was definitely going to mention my name.
"Of course you have an outstanding, what else could be wrong? Or you think god is trying to punish you?".
- outstanding in MEC 522 and MEC 543 -
Those were the two courses cassey's dad handled: Control Process and Robotics.
Finally graduated with 2.2 (so annoying)
It didn't work.
State of Deployment: k o g i
But kogi? Of all states? I didn't know anything about kogi, I only see it on the country's map, somewhere above the river niger.
I don't do long distance relationships.
She knew, and I made it obvious that out of sight, was out of mind for me.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Uniquexty(f): 9:24am On Apr 01, 2013|
April what? It cant be. But start by changing ur God to a capital G.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by komek(m): 9:28am On Apr 01, 2013|
The expectations of the rightous shud not be cut short, abeg o. Iam back to continue with this thread.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Mologi(m): 9:29am On Apr 01, 2013|
Ogbeni Mazi maló nogere maló slow,it's been lng we av heard 4rm u.JUST DO US GOOD BY MAKIN UR FINGER WORK.obatan
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Chomzy19(f): 9:37am On Apr 01, 2013|
Yes! Made it on time dis time around,had to catch up with d nysc story, don't lyk catching up; better to be in the heat of action.
BTW Mazi_Umunwanyi 1000likes to U frm Moi
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Nobody: 9:52am On Apr 01, 2013|
Yay! Front seat things..
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by FoxyUltimate(m): 9:58am On Apr 01, 2013|
**Typing from a Police Cell**
You all know what happened...
Mazi, please stop fooling us na, haba mana, is this how you said you were gonna made me feel better after knacking a babe belle? Come off it jor...
By the way, enjoying the suspence in the air... Regular updates... Three at dawn and three at dusk... Nice one mon ami...
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by bumzel89(f): 10:06am On Apr 01, 2013|
U na try.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by LarrySun(m): 10:19am On Apr 01, 2013|
The name 'Arthur' reminds me of Merlin, I think the OP meant 'author'.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ITbomb(m): 10:30am On Apr 01, 2013|
Previously on NYSC : National Year of Sex and Comfort. Part 2
Part 2: Asaya Camp
"You don collect the callup?", he asked as soon as I picked the call
"Kogi state", I replied as a noticed I just got the attention of a girl photocopying some items. I looked and caught her staring at me. She smiled a bit as I turned back and continued with the call.
"Ahhhh!!!! Congrats!! Eee no easy". Samuel continued.
"Are you posted to kogi?"
I turned and looked at her.
"Yes", I replied.
"I was posted there too!" She announced with a smile on her face.
"You didn't tell me your name", I had to ask, out of courtesy.
Our bus will soon move and I was seated in the front seat with a pretty lady.
I heard. It was from my neighbor. I turned and would have ignored her if she wasn't staring at me.
"I'm jane, from Delta", she said. I Introduced myself and we continued the chat.
Few minutes later, she informed me she was feeling sleepy.
"Can I rest my head on your shoulders?".
A big head, a tiny neck and a small body frame on top of my foam
"Bros. . .bros. . .wake up let me carry my foam".
"You don come back?", he asked as he tried to awake fully from sleep.
I got to my corner and the ugly one was sited on his bed, arranging rows of condoms.
"Do you know that we have 21 days to spend in this camp", he asked and I nodded, wondering what that has to do with anything.
"I'm going to tidy 21 girls before I leave camp", he said smiling mischievously. "One girl per day".
"I don't think so", I said laughing again.
"You are packing those condoms back to your house".
"Why not! N1,000 for every condom you use". Then on a second thought, just a reflex thought to balance up the wager, I added, "and N1,000 for me for any of those condoms I use".
His eyes shone bright. "Why not make it N2,000?".
He was taking me too serious.
"Deal!", I said.
"You're not sleeping with this foam if you don't give me my 2k".
His friends laughed out with him.
"This empty nylon doesn't mean you 'tidied' anyone".
"Yuuucckkkk", I exclaimed.
"Shey you want evidence?" He asked as his friends laughed out with him.
"Keep the foam", I replied, "when I get back, we will balance up".
"Give me a minute and I will join you", she said.
"Well, I don't have appetite for food", I said as I leaned forward the desk and gave a small peck",
"But I have appetite for other things".
"Like what", she asked trying hard not to smile.
"Where's my money", he asked with a smile on his face.
I put my hand inside my pocket, he was expecting some cash but I brought out the tied condom. The fluorescent light from the game house shone on it. They exchanged glances as I brought out my phone with the pictures and handed to the ugly one.
They nodded in agreement, it was fool-proof
"Congrats!", he said. All his stained teeth showing in the process.
"But there will be only one man standing when this camp is over, and that will be me". He said.
I was too tired to argue with him, I needed to rest my head. When I settle down fully, I will teach him a lesson, one that will cost him his money.
"I am Chief", he said.
I produced the two used condoms and showed the ugly one the pix
"Is this the girl you were with at the mami?", he asked.
"Yes", I replied excitedly.
"And the same girl you f'u'c'ked yesterday?", he asked.
"Yes", I replied, wondering why all the question. He should be counting the money now, not asking silly questions.
He laughed for a while as I wondered what was so funny.
"You can't be f'u'c'king the same girl all the time, its not part of the wager".
"This is not marriage
There was a general law that states that;
A f'uc'kk once f'u'c'ked can be re-f'u'c'k'ed if the f'u'c'ke'r and the f'u'c'kee agrees that the f'u'ck was well f'u'ckked.
"Can I have more condoms", I asked as he reached for his locker and handed me four new condoms.
Game on. . .
“It was obvious the girl liked this poor weird guy. If I allowed the wager to stand without an amendment, I was going to loose” the ugly one reasoned
Day 21 - Last day of camp
I opened the stapled paper, and checked it out;
Federal Polytechnic, Idah.
Do you believe in fate?
The ugly one had collected his re-deployment letter and was ready to travel back to imo. I informed him where I was posted and he gave me that mischievous smile ones more.
Then, like he just remembered something, he dipped his hands in his bag's side zip and gave me 4 condoms.
"That's all that remained of the 42 condoms! We are legends, legends of fvckerss!" He said to me. Then, like he wanted to pass a very important info to me, he leaned over and whispered to me as I payed attention;
"Fvck those poly chicks for me!" He said calmly, with his trademark mischievous smile.
We left the federal poly and headed to Girls secondary school.
The vice principal accepted chifawu
The Principal pleaded me to squeeze out time to lecture at the secondary school. Chifawu squeezed my hand and I agreed
"You're welcome young man, you will enjoy this school."
Of course there were lots of things to enjoy in the school. I let my eyes wander about as I saw lovely sweet tender young girls with school uniforms smiling.
Some of them were daring enough to wink at me when I looked their direction.
This is really going to be an interesting year!
It was going to be a full year of sex and comfort! And a memorable year!
Chifawu and I started the kissing all over again, this time around, with more passion than I've ever witnessed. . .
Do you believe in fate?
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|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by hariorh: 10:32am On Apr 01, 2013|
Erm... Why is there so much rowdiness in here?
Where is oga maishot na?
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ziky2010(m): 10:57am On Apr 01, 2013|
Oya now mazi
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Madawaki01(m): 11:09am On Apr 01, 2013|
*Got ma alomo wit 3 jumbo wraps of weed*
if u dare disturb me 4 dis front row wit ur chatters,i go bring ur head down wit mai machete ni oo..
Oya oga mazi..start..start...start..make we start b4 d match
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by enobong18: 11:11am On Apr 01, 2013|
At last! Have been waiting for more than etanity to read your next write up... Thank God you are back with it, but you owe your fans both explanation and apology!
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by kross01(m): 11:15am On Apr 01, 2013|
reporting for followership sir mazi
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Teespice(f): 11:31am On Apr 01, 2013|
Subscribing. Mazi come and continue.
|Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Lois20(f): 11:33am On Apr 01, 2013|
finally...... the story continues with ppa. mazi, we're waitin...
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