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Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:36pm On Apr 02, 2013
Instructions
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Look for jeans that have spandex in the waistline. This will allow the jeans to hug the curves of your body, making your bútt look bigger. Choose pants with some lift that will separate your bútt from your thighs. Pants with large pockets or sequins on the back can make a bútt appear larger.
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Practice good posture. Stand up straight, slightly arch your back and keep your head up and shoulders back. This will make your bútt look bigger simply because it's slightly pushed out when you stand up straight.
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Wear high heels. Even shorter heels, around three inches, will make you stand up straighter and push your bútt out slightly, making it appear more prominent. Heels also help to make legs look more shapely.
4
Purchase padded panties. This may seem like a silly idea, but the panties are actually designed to give the bútt area a lift, making it appear larger and more shapely.

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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by 190: 11:51pm On Apr 02, 2013
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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by goldenbee: 11:56pm On Apr 02, 2013
angry

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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by MissEndowed1(f): 12:37am On Apr 03, 2013
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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by PweetiQueensy(f): 12:43am On Apr 03, 2013
As if he won't find out sooner or leta.. Ladies pls there is really no need 4 dis, dnt try it.


M sure der are lota guyz out there dat still prefer flat butt grin grin

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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 1:16am On Apr 03, 2013
PweetiQueensy: As if he won't find out sooner or leta.. Ladies pls there is really no need 4 dis, dnt try it.


M sure der are lota guyz out there dat still prefer flat butt grin grin

U got one?
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 1:17am On Apr 03, 2013
not evrybdy's "hipsy" as u put it,
som ppl need enhancement na grin aleast evn if he finds out much later d gurl go don chop som dough
Miss Endowed: ojoro oooooooooo tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 1:18am On Apr 03, 2013
for wch planet ? grin...
well maybe asians
PweetiQueensy: As if he won't find out sooner or leta.. Ladies pls there is really no need 4 dis, dnt try it.


M sure der are lota guyz out there dat still prefer flat butt grin grin
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 3:29am On Apr 03, 2013
I agree with everything else but no. 4 ,I have seen paded panties and there is nothing sexy about it .
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 3:48am On Apr 03, 2013
But guys are always pretentious...spending money they don't have on women grin how is this more different kikiki
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by pheyikemi: 7:32am On Apr 03, 2013
I beg to differ wt numba 3: heels don't make d butt bigger, it only makes it smaller.
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by luvmijeje(f): 7:40am On Apr 03, 2013
Lol.
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by 190: 7:40am On Apr 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: But guys are always pretentious...spending money they don't have on women grin how is this more different kikiki


angry angry
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 7:45am On Apr 03, 2013
When did big butt become so important for me to fake it?

Nonsense!!
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 7:48am On Apr 03, 2013
PweetiQueensy: As if he won't find out sooner or leta.. Ladies pls there is really no need 4 dis, dnt try it.


M sure der are lota guyz out there dat still prefer flat butt grin grin

Nobody like flat butt. Almost all men love a moderate butt will well defined waist.

Most girls have that.


So why all this headache just for the sake of a huge butt....pure undiluted nonsense.
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Agrika: 7:50am On Apr 03, 2013
Ok how do u deceive, to make him think you have a smaller butt.
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by sunnyt1(m): 9:31am On Apr 03, 2013
You dnt need to fine-tune yoursef to anybody's taste, a guy who cant accept u jst d way u are does nt deserve u.

Learn to accept God's divine plan for your life, he made u for his purpose, he had somtins in mind when making u, accpet it, u are fearfully and wonderfully made. Dis idea of big butt or tits is frm d media, dnt allow d media to dictate ur joy and peace.

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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 03, 2013
sunny t: You dnt need to fine-tune yoursef to anybody's taste, a guy who cant accept u jst d way u are does nt deserve u.

Learn to accept God's divine plan for your life, he made u for his purpose, he had somtins in mind when making u, accpet it, u are fearfully and wonderfully made. Dis idea of big butt or tits is frm d media, dnt allow d media to dictate ur joy and peace.

Well said my brother.
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 10:32am On Apr 03, 2013
190:


angry angry
hello 190
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by mumumugu(m): 10:54am On Apr 03, 2013
PweetiQueensy: As if he won't find out sooner or leta.. Ladies pls there is really no need 4 dis, dnt try it.


M sure der are lota guyz out there dat still prefer flat butt grin grin
flat? For wetin na
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by shizzle11(m): 11:11am On Apr 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: But guys are always pretentious...spending money they don't have on women grin how is this more different kikiki


Do u wear padded panties too
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:13am On Apr 03, 2013
shizzle11:


Do u wear padded panties too
I don't, I was simply stating a fact. Do u spend beyond ur means just to get a girl?
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 11:20am On Apr 03, 2013
wts crackin @ mondi
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bknight: 11:28am On Apr 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: But guys are always pretentious...spending money they don't have on women grin how is this more different kikiki

But guys don't hide cucumber or banana in their boxers to make u think they hv big bloks nau. Or push foam into their underwear to pad their balls & make it bulge. Why pad brreasts, pad yansh, pad hips to deceive us? cheesy grin

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Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:28am On Apr 03, 2013
bizzle*:
wts crackin @ mondi
everything is good. You?
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 03, 2013
bknight:

But guys don't hide cucumber or banana in their boxers to make u think they hv big bloks nau. Or push foam into their underwear to pad their balls & make it bulge. Why pad breasts, pad yansh, pad hips to deceive us? cheesy grin cool

spending wat u don't have is jus the same as wearing a padded bra... in both cases it's making things appear much more appealing than they are reality smiley
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: spending wat u don't have


What do you mean by that?
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:41am On Apr 03, 2013
Legit1:

What do you mean by that?
using credits cards u can't pay back... Borrowing money you can't return...
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by bizzle2: 11:41am On Apr 03, 2013
excellent,
quote author=mondi_cheeks] everything is good. You?[/quote]
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:43am On Apr 03, 2013
bizzle*:
excellent,
quote author=mondi_cheeks] everything is good. You?
so what's wit ur profile picture ?
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:43am On Apr 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: using credits cards u can't pay back... Borrowing money you can't return...


Oh, no wonder grin
Re: Ladies: How To Trick Men Into Thinking You Have A Bigger Bútt by Nobody: 11:44am On Apr 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: using credits cards u can't pay back... Borrowing money you can't return...


Oh, no wonder grin.
The stated examples above is not possible in Nigeria grin grin

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