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Safest Way Of Driving Is By Over Speeding And Drunk Driving. by Vincentgorgeos: 11:16am On Apr 06, 2013
It's
known that the probability of being involve in atraffic accident is
directly proportional to the time spent on the road........
That's why driving fast decreases one's exposure.
Statistics show us that one third of traffic accidents are caused by
drunk drivers, which means that two thirds are caused by non-drunk
drivers.
Therefore given the above, the safest way to drive is DRUNK AND VERY
FAST.
Re: Safest Way Of Driving Is By Over Speeding And Drunk Driving. by valicious1(m): 11:37am On Apr 06, 2013
Next time don't ever forget take ur drugs. Oya take money ~ run go buy ur medicin

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