musKeeto: ^^^^
Lmao..

hey stryk... i no wan be coach o...
put me on the left wing.. I'll run rings around tobechi..

LWKMD!!! If Tobe catch you! Lol!!! Actually you were in the line-up until LB left. You are the best man to keep team Atheist together. You will do that best as the coach

I had been seeing this thread but never clicked. Striklymi, I had to hold myself not to laff out loud.
You are one funny one. My dear, fornication (sexual sin) is a sin agaisnt the body and God's temple, unlike other sins outside the body o and I will not take that sitting on the bench. Put me in the field! Yeah, get your humour on, nothing do you. Funny guy.

Alwaystrue:
I had been seeing this thread but never clicked. Striklymi, I had to hold myself not to laff out loud.
You are one funny one. My dear, fornication (sexual sin) is a sin agaisnt the body and God's temple, unlike other sins outside the body o and I will not take that sitting on the bench. Put me in the field! Yeah, get your humour on, nothing do you. Funny guy.

musKeeto:
Any demons pressed you last night?

None. I sensed it too.

striktlymi:

Lol!!! I am doing great man! Coach Goshen believes you would do well in that role. The goalkeeper is the most important man in defense

Goshen come and answer for yourself!! Do you have a hand in this?? *pulling my gloves*
goshen!!! Come forth and answer for yourself, if not i'll expose your black ar$$ and invite everyman on the team to come and watch.
Lol.

funniest thread i ever read in this section i think. Hope some 'osazeic' fellow doesn't get twittic soon. nice one OP, nice one.
striktlymi, you no tell us where you dey play oh.

hey strik, i gata lil confession to make, about you know the imposter S-T-R-I-T-k-ly-myself

Image123: funniest thread i ever read in this section i think. Hope some 'osazeic' fellow doesn't get twittic soon. nice one OP, nice one.
striktlymi, you no tell us where you dey play oh.

Lol!!! I am one of the fans cheering the teams on

striktlymi:

Lol!!! I am one of the fans cheering the teams on

no worry , na to dey throw my jersey to you after each match bi that. Just dey hail me for pitch. lol.

Image123:
no worry , na to dey throw my jersey to you after each match bi that. Just dey hail me for pitch. lol.

LWKMD!!!

Why am I just seeing this? the atheist list without logicboy is incomplete though.

The Islam team anyday o jare...

Winning with 10 no be small thing o and we win home and away even without maclatunji as the referee..

OAM4J refereeing and Afam as line's man as we win here https://www.nairaland.com/1247442/boko-haram-amnesty-quran

justaqad:

lwkmd..
this used to be my coach's tactics. fielding less players and eventually winvning.lol
I LOVE TEAM ISLAM

TEAM ISLAM.

I don die! Laff don kee me finish for hia!

striktlymi...free-kin' hilarious! You're a natural writer.

I take exception though....why am I not playing? I will have you know I play shutdown, I dare-you-to-come-around defense on my company's soccerfootball team (though I'm currently sidelined with a sprained ankle)...oh wait, you knew I sprained my ankle that's why you left me off? why didn't you say so? oh okay, no problem. I forgive you!

Ihedinobi: I don die! Laff don kee me finish for hia!

Saw the thread yesterday but could not comment, wow this is really for laughs as you the topic of the thread reads.
Surprised i made the team though, more blessing in Jesus name.

JeSoul: striktlymi...free-kin' hilarious! You're a natural writer.

I take exception though....why am I not playing? I will have you know I play shutdown, I dare-you-to-come-around defense on my company's soccerfootball team (though I'm currently sidelined with a sprained ankle)...oh wait, you knew I sprained my ankle that's why you left me off? why didn't you say so? oh okay, no problem. I forgive you!

Lol!!! Referees are not allowed sister jesoul

striktlymi: ATHEIST FIRST ELEVEN:


Strikers: Alfaman and ooman

Alfaman has been forced to play a bit deep into the attack, behind ooman, the new top striker. His prowess in front of goal is yet to be tested as the referees, Jesoul and manmustwack, have been quick to issue him a red card whenever he is with the ball. This however is just a small glitch cause the new coach is on the job.

Pastor Olu T: Saw the thread yesterday but could not comment, wow this is really for laughs as you the topic of the thread reads.
Surprised i made the team though, more blessing in Jesus name.

Amen!

JeSoul: striktlymi...free-kin' hilarious! You're a natural writer.

I take exception though....why am I not playing? I will have you know I play shutdown, I dare-you-to-come-around defense on my company's soccerfootball team (though I'm currently sidelined with a sprained ankle)...oh wait, you knew I sprained my ankle that's why you left me off? why didn't you say so? oh okay, no problem. I forgive you!

NO! Na because Coach did not short list you During the last training session, I told you run round the field, na so you dey breathe like say.....you're eating too much amala

Goshen360:

NO! Na because Coach did not short list you During the last training session, I told you run round the field, na so you dey breathe like say.....you're eating too much amala

...and they say I am funny!!! Lol!!!

Ubenedictus:
Goshen come and answer for yourself!! Do you have a hand in this?? *pulling my gloves*
goshen!!! Come forth and answer for yourself, if not i'll expose your black ar$$ and invite everyman on the team to come and watch.
Lol.

^

Know ye not that they\he who is made the goalkeeper is he who is capable of saving the team, should they face penalty kick. Hence, they should remain in their goal post - Epistle according to Coach Goshen360 Chapter 1 verse 1, You don't need Strong's concordance anyway to understand this Epistle.

striktlymi:

Lol!!! I am doing great man! Coach Goshen believes you would do well in that role. The goalkeeper is the most important man in defense

I'm Goshen360 & I ENDORSE your message! Good work on my behalf....You're hereby promoted to be the TECHNICAL ADVISER.

Goshen360:

^

Know ye not that they\he who is made the goalkeeper is he who is capable of saving the team, should they face penalty kick. Hence, they should remain in their goal post - Epistle according to Coach Goshen 1 verse 1, You don't need Strong's concordance anyway to understand this Epistle.


I'm Goshen360 & I ENDORSE your message! Good work on my behalf....You're hereby promoted to be the TECHNICAL ADVISER.

My belle o!!!

*screaming*
Buy ya cold Zobo!!!! Buy Zobo!!
*turns to Goshen*
Coachee, u no go buy ya boiz zobo?!

Umh

Umh......

Reyginus: Looks like somebody wants to take the game to an entirely new level. Jay, do we have a problem? Have we had any before?

Nope. No problem. Note that I used the word "mildly" to qualify it.

I apologize though if you are offended by it.

Peace.

tchidi: *screaming*
Buy ya cold Zobo!!!! Buy Zobo!!
*turns to Goshen*
Coachee, u no go buy ya boiz zobo?!

Lwkmd,
Never knew Nigeria had so much comedian.
OYA COACH BUY ZOBO FOR YA BOYS NA.
TCHIDI BRING 13 GALLON FOR TEAM ISLAM, MIXAM WIYH PEAK OOOO.
HOPE SAY U DE SALE CREDIT?
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

deols:

TEAM ISLAM.

UNDISPUTED

Striktlymi funny thread.
Yeaa I'm really laughing ..you are very funny.

But you can't still b saved.

Proudly pagan

Lol.. where is the referee to blow the shofar let the game begin.. am not happy being in the reserve though...me wanna play to win trophies.

how i wish that nairaland religious thread can be this fun! This is so cool. May God bless the op.
Now seriously why am i not in the list of the christian team? (he goes to rant on twitter)

striktlymi:

Hmmm...I know deepsight is more of a Deist but I am not sure of Chrisbenegor. Worry not, more team lists and in depth analysis are coming up.

Lol....deepsight suppose be the UEFA body........hehehehe......