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Better Offer by Aiphie(f): 1:31pm On Apr 07, 2008
A man flying for the first time was heard praying aloud "Lord, take me safe on this journey and I'll give you half of what I have"
A priest seated behind him heard him so when the plane landed, the priest said to him "Your prayer is answered. I am a man of God, so give me half of your riches so that I can build a church".
The rich man said "I have just made a better offer to God. I told him that if he ever catches me on a plane again, he can have all my wealth".
Re: Better Offer by olulu(m): 2:19pm On Apr 07, 2008

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Better Offer by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Apr 08, 2008
buaahahhah lol dat was hilarious grin grin grin grin grin grin

good one aiphie grin grin grin

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