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AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by 5hamkhan(m): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
AKPOS is the Boss in Office. Lets see how he is interviewing people. AKPOS: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 AKPOS: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. AKPOS: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. AKPOS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. AKPOS: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. AKPOS: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? AKPOS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. IS HE A GOOD BOSS? Yes or No?? 3 Likes |
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by bdabuwa(m): 9:42pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
Good indeed |
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by 5hamkhan(m): 3:04am On Apr 18, 2013 |
hehe, yes. Becoz of no jobs... |
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by Exponental(m): 11:19am On Apr 19, 2013 |
The elephant couldnt enter d fridge cos of its size. Animals dont mark bdays. If d pond was filled with crocodiles, d crocodiles definitely killed d woman. The brick already dropped a long tym ago before d woman crossed. |
Re: AKPOS Is The Boss And Interviewing People by 5hamkhan(m): 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
good point |
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