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If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by UncleSmart: 8:53am On Apr 18, 2013
The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.

According to him, “During the meeting we held on January 29 in Ilorin, we talked about the government of this country.

Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition that rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.

On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”

The extensive interview with the witchdoctor was not all glad tidings, however, his revelations raised serious concerns about the 2015 election.

“Some people are prepared to frustrate President Jonathan by all means and these people would resort to foul means. But in doing that, they will jeopardize Nigeria. I beg Nigeria to pray. Let us all pray, Christians, Muslims and herbalists,” he said seriously.

Continuing he stated “there will be many disturbances during the primary and at the main election, a lot of bombs will be thrown around. But I can assure you,” he said, “Nigeria will not break or divide as the Americans have prophesied.”
The witches’ imagemaker further foretold the future of politics in the country. He started with the proposed merger parties, APC and its chances of challenging the dominion of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP.

“This mega party when we looked at them and their future, they are good, they have good intentions, but at the last minute, before election, they will be thrown into disarray; they will have a big disagreement that will shatter the party and in-fighting over superiority. This discord will not be settled until the elections hold.”
Similarly, he also divulged the council of witches’ verdicts on some political personalities. In the case of General Muhammadu Buhari, one of the key opposition politicians against the PDP-led government and a crucial actor in any serious coalitions, Iboi unveiled a damning verdict. “If Buhari contests 100 times, he can’t rule this country again,” Iboi began, “because the “pillars of the north at night” have no likeness for him. They would not let him rule this country.”

Witches’ stance towards former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida was not any different. “Babangida can take his money to support another party but he can’t rule this country again.”
On the contrary, former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches. “Till the day he will die, Obasanjo will still be important and relevant to the Nigerian politics. That is his destiny,” Iboi affirmed.

Iboi who claimed to be in the fourth year of his seven-year tenure as the coven’s spokesperson also spoke about the coming wrath of witches over Nigerian politicians. “Some of the politicians that are using other people’s destiny, I mean those who steal other people’s luck, between now and next year, God’s wrath is coming upon them,” he threatened. “And as for the current PDP National Chairman, he will have his hands full with many problems that will eventually swallow him.”

He expressed hope that a better Nigeria lies ahead, he said, “In the meeting we had last year in Niger State, we gazed into the future of this country and we discovered that Nigeria will still be better.” But before then, he opined that a cleansing will take place. “The bad elements disturbing this country will have to be removed and that will happen in no distant time; one by one, they shall all perish. Then, Nigeria will get better. And I tell you, the youths will enjoy this Nigeria, but that time is not in the immediate future,” he concluded.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by UncleSmart: 9:06am On Apr 18, 2013
Wonders shall never cease,
i dey laugh in igala language.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Lilimax(f): 9:14am On Apr 18, 2013
UncleSmart: Wonders shall never cease,
i dey laugh in igala language.


Hoooohaaaaheehehehehehiiiii grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin
Me too I dey laugh in Isoko language

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Madawaki01(m): 9:26am On Apr 18, 2013
Is dis a joke?this mods self,..and dis made frontpage.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by obi123: 9:27am On Apr 18, 2013
Nigeria is a joke , honestly, why cant the same witches association deal with the corrupt politicians that have been oppressing Nigerians for years? just reading this article makes me cringe with embarrassment . Truly there was a country

"former President Olusegun Obasanjo fared better as he was in the good book of the witches" have u ever heard such BS in your life ? as in what the BLEEP

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Quaritch(m): 9:28am On Apr 18, 2013
grin grin grin
This country is Comedy Central, walahi grin

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 9:29am On Apr 18, 2013
What
Wizards and Witches in 21st century.... But this BUHARI of a Nigga should just try and understand the fact that he's NEVER gonna RULE NIGERIA AGAIN.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by mrsheddy(m): 9:30am On Apr 18, 2013
huhaa huhaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa chiiiieh, nwanne, so amusu like beter things.
before i forget, iam laughing in Igbo language.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by leslieu63(m): 9:30am On Apr 18, 2013
I love my country Nigeria.........but to what end.......Nigeria shall I begin!!!!!!! in Merlin's voice. I shall have my revenge on this corrupt leaders!!!!!!.........in kratos voice.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 9:30am On Apr 18, 2013
Damn the witches and wizards! angry
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by lekkie073(m): 9:31am On Apr 18, 2013
cant stop laughin grin grin angry grin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Mobsync(m): 9:31am On Apr 18, 2013
Make Buhari go beg ooo. "They" are angry with him cheesy
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Geomac: 9:32am On Apr 18, 2013
Association of witches and wizards! Na wow!
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by funnyx(m): 9:33am On Apr 18, 2013
Lwtmb grin grin grin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 9:33am On Apr 18, 2013
This ridiculous news story is a joke, right?


Because I seriously cannot read any meaning to it.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by vizboy(m): 9:33am On Apr 18, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-> LOL
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by lekkie073(m): 9:33am On Apr 18, 2013
Quaritch: grin grin grin
This country is Comedy Central, walahi grin

omo, na confamu comedi central grin

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by TheLokI: 9:33am On Apr 18, 2013
so witches and wizards get association? grin
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by 1stola: 9:34am On Apr 18, 2013
NA LIE
TIME WILL TELL...

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by kalunomics(m): 9:35am On Apr 18, 2013
Quaritch: grin grin grin
This country is Comedy Central, walahi grin

even my 5years old nephew can beat his predictions
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by goldfish80(m): 9:36am On Apr 18, 2013
Were is this witches spokesman from? My natural inclination makes think he's an Edo man undecided

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by 5much(m): 9:36am On Apr 18, 2013
CLASS A JOKE.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by kalunomics(m): 9:37am On Apr 18, 2013
leslieu63: I love my country Nigeria.........but to what end.......Nigeria shall I begin!!!!!!! in Merlin's Crixus's voice. I shall have my revenge on this corrupt leaders!!!!!!.........in kratos voice.
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by angelsing(m): 9:37am On Apr 18, 2013
Naija shall never seems to amaze me with their mentality..imagine witches claiming they can stop boko haram...lol
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by mopol2(m): 9:38am On Apr 18, 2013
grin grin grin grin

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by ochukoccna: 9:39am On Apr 18, 2013
obi123: Nigeria is a joke , honestly, why cant the same witches association deal with the corrupt politicians that have been oppressing Nigerians for years? just reading this article makes me cringe with embarrassment . Truly there was a country
You beat me to this
Nigeria ,as she currently exists, is truly a JOKE
And a bad one at that undecided
Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Warlord3000(m): 9:39am On Apr 18, 2013
Witches and wizard

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by TableLeg(m): 9:40am On Apr 18, 2013
Another reason why i think the majority of the moderators on this forum are nitwits and mooorooons!

What is this crap doing on the front page?

Why was this thread not deleted immediately it was created?!

You lot have a long way to go!

JOKERS!!!

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 9:40am On Apr 18, 2013
When i talk say Naija over sweet dye una no go understand. E no get wetin u no go see for this country.

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Onims1(f): 9:40am On Apr 18, 2013
*just can't stop lafvin....can u imagine? They can't use their yeye power protect their people wey dey die like fowl,or help create job for their Children,so nuisance can reduce...asso of witches indeed!!!

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by pat077: 9:40am On Apr 18, 2013
wetin consign witches wit prayers?

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Re: If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Can't Rule This Country- Witches & Wizard by Nobody: 9:42am On Apr 18, 2013
hhhHhhhhhhahahahahaahahhahaa!! There was a country my brother! witches and wizards too are suffering. Nigeria is wicked o! up to a point where witches and wizards don join una politics and even open association. hahahah. soon we go hear FG seeks amnesty for Nigerian Witches and Wizards. There was a country nnam!!

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