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| Compare And Contrast by cashoggy(f): 2:33pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Enjoy this piece, and do have a really good laugh, !! NORMAL PERSON: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Chris Okotie: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* A NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Chris Okotie: Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Twinkle, twinkle, little star Chris Okotie: Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: All that glitters is not gold. Chris Okotie: All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Beggars are not choosers Chris Okotie: Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Dead men tell no tales Chris Okotie: Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Beginner's luck Chris Okotie: Neophyte's serendipity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: A rolling stone gathers no moss Chris Okotie: A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Birds of a feather flock together Chris Okotie: Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Beauty is only skin deep Chris Okotie: Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Cleanliness is godliness Chris Okotie: Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* NORMAL PERSON: There's no use crying over spilt milk Chris Okotie: It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks Chris Okotie: It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Look before you leap Chris Okotie: Surveillance should precede saltation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: He who laughs last, laughs best Chris Okotie: The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Chris Okotie: Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* NORMAL PERSON: Where there's smoke, there's fire! Chris Okotie: Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 3:05pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
cashoggy, this piece is tight. i dont even understand the statement by okotie, but they are mind blowing.  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 9:30pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
this piece is tight to the extent that those who dont understand english dey happy sef |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by Migines(m): 9:59pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
. . . Cudnt agree more. Imagine even tufe lol'ing. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by gilgee(m): 10:07pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
you mean tufe is suffering from English deficiency? |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 1:25am On Apr 12, 2008 |
na from ur post i see that one oh |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 9:51am On Apr 12, 2008 |
@gilgee I can see trouble brewing in here. Watch your side oh. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by Migines(m): 9:55am On Apr 12, 2008 |
If u no get mind beta modify ur post. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by gilgee(m): 10:08am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Tufe na my pikin. I don conclude arrangements to cure am the disease. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 11:11am On Apr 12, 2008 |
*cloud don dey gather*. way ituen the rain maker? |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by Nobody: 11:11am On Apr 12, 2008 |
hehehe  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by clemcykul(f): 12:34pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
good stuff |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by nenenwa: 12:44pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Normal Person: Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 1:32pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Rain no go fall again Make everbody go them house abeg |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 1:44pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
 you wan disappoint me?Ok no wahala i do dey go my house *door refuse opening* |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 1:48pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
hmmmm |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 1:52pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
@tufe Is there still space in ur clinic? |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 2:23pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
it depends on who you want to put there. if itz that house wipe called |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 2:51pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
he no wan follow me oo. but dnt worry i will bring-in dis customer. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 3:27pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
abeg try O. he's presence out there is a danger to humanity. the guy is a damn a55 bleeped slowpoke. so plz tie him up wneh u see him and bring him to my clinic |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 4:48pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
finally i don catch d guy, abeg i need ur help ur door side. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 5:32pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
hmmmm Na my miggines una dey do like this  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 5:43pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
abegee, leave the slowpoke to fight his battle by himself |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 5:52pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
abi ituen u wan make ebi u? if u want, just signal me. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by gilgee(m): 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Ituen get single bone oo. My neck no join.  |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 6:43pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
talk true! i don delete my post. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 9:40pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Ok, i don see una work. Me i like trouble but my main man dey under fire from tufe Tufe never even clear me on wetin migines do. Na wa oh |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by Migines(m): 11:44pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
My presence is making him feel in secured. |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by ituen(m): 5:12am On Apr 13, 2008 |
Hmmmmm There must be an under-ground reason why the sudden hellish behaviour |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by gilgee(m): 12:36pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
**Summons Migines and Tufe for a heart to heart discussion** |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by evergie(m): 12:43pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
*tufe and migines showed up and turn gilgee's small apartment to boxing ring* |
| Re: Compare And Contrast by tufe(m): 1:19pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
if the talk doesnt make sense, then there would be some bullets in the air |
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