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Before And After Marriage by princerich: 12:27pm On Apr 15, 2008
BEFORE MARRIAGE,
He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE,
Simply read from bottom to top!
Re: Before And After Marriage by ohilebo(m): 4:28pm On Apr 25, 2008
grin u guys are trying to discourage some people from getting married ooooo grin

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