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Nairaland Fire Crusade #boys..only# by uprigtd: 3:30pm On May 02, 2013 |
*prayer mode activated* BOYS ONLY Prayer point 1 My father my Father! Anywhere any girl is planning to use me as a MUGU, God destroy her plans! Prayer point 2 Oh God! Any girl that is using her breast to confuse my destiny, Holy Ghost fire! Prayer point 3 Any girl that has vowed that she would never date me, God make her to see me taking her shopping in her dream. .IJN! Prayer point 4 Any girl that has slept with 5 different men including me and wants to tie me down with pregnancy that is not mine, God make her forget my name! Prayer point 5 any girl that is trying my number because her BIS has expired, father God divert my number to kidnappers line! Prayer point 6 My father, My father, any girl that is seeing my POCKET as an ATM Machine, fire, fire. OYA START PRAYING! Dont forget to LIKE my facebook fanpage @ www.facebook.com/guvnasmookey for more jokes Least I forget, MY CONDOLENCE TO THE BARCA FAMILY
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