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Before And After Marriage by Rebellious(f): 4:51am On Apr 17, 2008
Before Marriage

John = Ah. . .At last. I can hardly wait! 

Jane = Do you want me to leave? 

John = NO! Don't even ask. 

Jane = Do you love me? 

John = Of Course! Always have and always will! 

Jane = Have you ever cheated on me? 

John = NO! Why are you asking? 

Jane = Will you kiss me? 

John = Every chance I get? 

Jane = Will you hit me? 

John = Hell No! Are you crazy? 

Jane = Can I trust you? 

John = Yes 

Jane = Darling! 


After Marriage
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Re: Before And After Marriage by Seun(m): 5:25am On Apr 17, 2008
Clever!
Re: Before And After Marriage by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Apr 17, 2008
rebel rebel dat waz tyte grin

keep em coming grin
Re: Before And After Marriage by tufe(m): 8:09pm On Apr 17, 2008
men, this is one of the tytest stuff i have seen on NLD. I'm definately printing this shit out
Re: Before And After Marriage by ifyalways(f): 2:22pm On Apr 18, 2008
heheheee
By their posts you shall know them.babe gal that was great.lol cool
Re: Before And After Marriage by tufe(m): 3:05pm On Apr 18, 2008
ify, where u been at
Re: Before And After Marriage by StephenP(m): 3:06pm On Apr 18, 2008
One of the funniest posts here. Nice joke.
Re: Before And After Marriage by folly69(m): 3:09pm On Apr 18, 2008
nice one there, kinda true though grin
Re: Before And After Marriage by tufe(m): 3:10pm On Apr 18, 2008
very true, if u ask me.

thats what me and lola went through on our first night as couples
Re: Before And After Marriage by Emperoh(m): 3:31pm On Apr 18, 2008
CheI!! achigbuola m onwe m n'ochi

Thanks poster that was great
Re: Before And After Marriage by tufe(m): 3:35pm On Apr 18, 2008
wetin that one come mean na
Re: Before And After Marriage by PLea: 4:57pm On Apr 18, 2008
nice one wink
Re: Before And After Marriage by Nobody: 4:58pm On Apr 18, 2008
lol good one cheesy
Re: Before And After Marriage by WafiJoe(m): 6:06pm On Apr 18, 2008
ha God God, I can believe such can exist in this planet, reading this is makin wanna explode.Mannn u need an award cool
Re: Before And After Marriage by SamMilla1(m): 6:10pm On Apr 18, 2008
very nice the rebel leader
Re: Before And After Marriage by WafiJoe(m): 6:16pm On Apr 18, 2008
ha God God, I can believe such can exist in this planet, reading this is makin wanna explode.Mannn u need an award cool
Re: Before And After Marriage by quentininc(m): 6:18pm On Apr 18, 2008
nice 1 rebel

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