yuzedo: bro, is me dat right dis aticle wen am chillin in my Banana Ice land mansion one day. girl dissapoit me dat day, after ive sweep my room and spray peffume waitin for her. oh god, girls can fuckkkkkkuppp!!! longggggggggg hissssssssss

Dude, what's up with your alter ego? Funny, I must say.

Policewoman: COMPLETE RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!

Why? Could it be because it negates your penchant for drama?

[quote
author=ashson]I wish I knew who wrote this, it's very funny and so very
true......

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story. We always hear " therules" from the woman's
side.

These are the Man Rules! And all of them are numbered "1" for the
obvious reason!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine
... really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping. [/quote]

true, i noticed most of these in my guy's character.

Op, do you think you can stand a totally independent woman? because daz what you are asking ƒoя .

Most of Your problems wud be solved if only you connect with her on a diff level.

It has been posted before several times.

Absolute nonsense

Who cares?

Hemanwel: Please,NLers,I have problem with signing-in on my yahoomail.Each time I tried doing so,it showed a security question which I have no slightest clue about.What do I do about it cos it's really freaking me out?
I have not been able to have access to my mail for over 3 wks now.

thay happened to me too. go to the yahoo mail site using ur phone internet browser and choose the lost my password recovery option.

D 1 dat pains me is when asking her a serious question,instead of her replying either yes or NO,she wil kum up wit sumtin lik dis..."i dnt knw,"maybe","do u think so" or they wil ask question ontop ur own question...Woo,i fit kick am komot.

Julieccentric: Who cares?

see dem,so u dnt care,but if it was a topic about a girl,u wil want d guys 2 care abi...4 ur left mind.Buggati

What is d meaning of dis rattling jagbajantis

Policewoman: COMPLETE RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!

if na about women e no go b complete rubbish abi,u b complete rubbish urself...If na 2 collect guy money e no go b complete rubbish,if na 2 seat down in front of a guy's car e no go b complete rubbish abi.Ewang

Nice! But poster, you do realize this article already made the rounds on facebook, bbm and generally on the internet like 10years ago right? Ok i'm kidding maybe it was 2years ago

I don't care how many waves or rounds of this has made. It's very interesting/funny stuff and over 2 billion men around the world should read this and cheer, chuckle or get some relief. Credit to Op.

Still a lot better than the recycled, never-ending cyber-tribal war on NL

i wish say eveery useless woman g[] try read & undastand thizz punchLines

I like no. 1 the most

Op this made me laugh nice one!


Then I read this

HARDDON: Op, do you think you can stand a totally independent woman? because daz what you are asking ƒoя .

Most of Your problems wud be solved if only you connect with her on a diff level.

Good point !

Hemanwel: Please,NLers,I have problem with signing-in on my yahoomail.Each time I tried doing so,it showed a security question which I have no slightest clue about.What do I do about it cos it's really freaking me out?
I have not been able to have access to my mail for over 3 wks now.

Change your password after clicking on the 'forgotten password' option in the login page. Yahoo has had this problem for months now, no idea why they won't fix it.

Hemanwel: Please,NLers,I have problem with signing-in on my yahoomail.Each time I tried doing so,it showed a security question which I have no slightest clue about.What do I do about it cos it's really freaking me out?
I have not been able to have access to my mail for over 3 wks now.

Try log in frm a computa & c wat hapns; if u r oredy usin computa den, simply ans d quesion. But if u've 4goten or dont knw d ans, ha, its btw u & yahu b dt!

#1 is all the ladies need to remember...

I meant the first item on the list.

[quote
author=ashson]I wish I knew who wrote this, it's very funny and so very
true......

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story. We always hear " therules" from the woman's
side.

These are the Man Rules! And all of them are numbered "1" for the
obvious reason!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine
... really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like
camping. [/quote] This is very interesting... Some of these chewin-gum girls should read this.

Girls are taking a piss but most of these things are true. We put up with a lot of BS. Relationships in the 20th century are almost always about making the girl happy. One sided i would say. And yet girls claim "l want my man to be himself around me". Really?

This is cute! the toilet seat thing does suck though it took me years to train my husband now I have to train my baby boy And yes I have too many damn shoes and clothes but shopping makes my blood turn hot so he encourages it

young-dude:
please write in Yoruba. Your English is bad

Exactly. Best point. Really couldn't guess if twas a joke or smtin

fresh_dude: Actually, it was around 10years ago, in the age of yahoo mailing. However, its truth is timeless. Women will do well to pay heed.

Pay heed? U xpkt us 2 practically beg 4 tins? Wen u kn we wnt it, u want us 2 kneel nd beg?? 4gt it guys, if u won't buy tins 4 ur girls cos dy re nt cryin 4 dem, get ready 2 kip luzin dem cos practical ladies aint beggars. D post is howeva tru. Sm guys re jst *exhales*

Dats true menh...buh I like it wen my bf reads my mind

mollytinrox: If round is a shape, why can't I be it too?


And don't even begin to say its a man's world!

It is a man's world.

Rech sexy: Dats true menh...buh I like it wen my bf reads my mind

"Such bf ends up becoming a philosopher...God forbid!"

Thoughts of an insensitive man, I can't stand such. Mtchewww