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Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Ninapha(f): 1:13pm On May 07, 2013
Whats ur spouse
-shoe size?
-height?
-Best sleeping position?
-best colour?
-first bathing step?
-parents/peers pet/guy name?
-most used phrase?
- best song?
-worst habit?
-ideology of life?

I am thinking hard to score 10/10cheesy

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Nobody: 2:15pm On May 07, 2013
-shoe size - 46
-height - 6' something cheesy
-Best sleeping position - Face down
-best colour - Yellow (I hate dat colour) embarassed embarassed
-first bathing step - Wets body first
-parents/peers pet/guy name - Don't wanna say, someone might know him! tongue cool
-most used phrase - Igbaaaaa! grin grin
- best song - Anything old school . . undecided
-worst habit - Making calls while driving angry angry angry
-ideology of life - Karma's a biatch . . . do NO evil!

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by subzidi: 3:04pm On May 07, 2013
Ninapha: Whats ur spouse
-shoe size?----45
-height?-----1.89M
-Best sleeping position?-Butterfly spread while facing down grin
-best colour?--white
-first bathing step?----Wet body
-parents/peers pet/guy name?---Kurry*** he is also addicted to NL dont wanna be caught
-most used phrase?------aaakiko
- best song?----------Jesus take the wheel
-worst habit?-------Picks his nose with bare fingers lipsrsealed
-ideology of life?---Live and let live

I am thinking hard to score 10/10cheesy
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by subzidi: 3:06pm On May 07, 2013
Ujujoan:
-shoe size - 46
-height - 6' something cheesy
-Best sleeping position - Face down
-best colour - Yellow (I hate dat colour) embarassed embarassed
-first bathing step - Wets body first
-parents/peers pet/guy name - Don't wanna say, someone might know him! tongue cool
-most used phrase - Igbaaaaa! grin grin
- best song - Anything old school . . undecided
-worst habit - Making calls while driving angry angry angry
-ideology of life - Karma's a biatch . . . do NO evil!

Lol!! @ his best color
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Geomac: 3:58pm On May 07, 2013
Ujujoan:
-shoe size - 46
-height - 6' something cheesy
-Best sleeping position - Face down
-best colour - Yellow (I hate dat colour) embarassed embarassed
-first bathing step - Wets body first
-parents/peers pet/guy name - Don't wanna say, someone might know him! tongue cool
-most used phrase - Igbaaaaa! grin grin
- best song - Anything old school . . undecided
-worst habit - Making calls while driving angry angry angry
-ideology of life - Karma's a biatch . . . do NO evil!


-shoe size - 46!
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Ninapha(f): 9:47pm On May 07, 2013
Geomac:

-shoe size - 46!

hahahhaahhhaha. Ok i score Uju myself: 8/10.

But size 46! Na diecheesy
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Ninapha(f): 9:55pm On May 07, 2013
Subsidy, that buterfly style no get part 2. And infact u go fear if na floor zonewink. Hang one leg on d bed,
that kurry thing, hahahahhhah.
Score: 8/10 - C3cheesy
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Tjohn1(m): 3:10pm On May 08, 2013
Ninapha: Whats ur spouse
-shoe size? 44
-height? 5:8
-Best sleeping position? Face Down
-best colour? white
-first bathing step? wet body
-parents/peers pet/guy name? (Mba! i don't want to be caught)
-most used phrase? Warri nor dey carry last
- best song? Old school
-worst habit? Biting figer nails
-ideology of life? Let peace reign

I am thinking hard to score 10/10cheesy
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by brumejohnson201: 5:19pm On May 08, 2013
Global Connection
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Temismith(f): 5:21pm On May 08, 2013
Seriously, dis is a wake up call for me. My bad.

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by devigblegble: 5:22pm On May 08, 2013
I no get spouse yet
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by SLIDEwaxie(m): 5:22pm On May 08, 2013
Well, not married, but ma girlie's

-shoe size: 41

-height: 5ft3''

-Best sleeping position: on ma chest

-best colour: combination of red and black

-first bathing step: after d shower cap, she will alwys wash her face first!

-parents name: Sunday and funke obajimoh

-peer pet name: beautiful

-guy name: what?

-most used phrase: It is well

- best song: for now, sexy mama. Iyanya and wizzy

-worst habit: silence

-ideology of life: underrate nobody, money don't solve anything!

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by seedord247(m): 5:26pm On May 08, 2013
This is greencard questions. tongue

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by supaeagles(m): 5:27pm On May 08, 2013
the only thing that is of concern to my lady is if i give her enough naira - else she will squeeze face

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by kokoye(m): 5:28pm On May 08, 2013
No I dont. ..got no time to be investigating my wife.

You can tell me I dont love her ...free world.

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Enegod(m): 5:31pm On May 08, 2013
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Tolexander: 5:32pm On May 08, 2013
Whats ur spouse
beautiful one
-shoe size?

0
-height?

0
-Best sleeping position?

no position
-best colour?
0
-first bathing step?
0
-parents/peers pet/guy name?

0
-most used phrase?

0
- best song?

0
-worst habit?

0
-ideology of life?
0

the beautiful one is not yet born!

I don't even know that of my ex because she kept her personal personal

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Denn(m): 5:32pm On May 08, 2013
Whats ur spouse
[size=16pt]-shoe size? 80
-height? sixteen feet
-Best sleeping position? digs a trench the size of lake chad and slumps therein
-best colour? rainbow
-first bathing step? kills an elephant, drains the blood into a tub and downs it all at once
-parents/peers pet/guy name? shrek/anaconda/GEJ
-most used phrase? five thousand apples a day, keeps the doctor away
- best song? sanda-lily sanda-lily
-worst habit? drinks directly from the lagoon squatting on third mainland bridge
-ideology of life? an eye for an eye is not a good return on investment [/size]


*pun intended*

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by outrage: 5:37pm On May 08, 2013
[size=13pt]t is women you will notice that know all this things about a partner, infact if a woman doesn't score 10/10 there's problem. But for a guy he realy doesn't pay attention to things like shoe size, execpt he wants to buy her for Anniversary he checks the size and when its done he forgets instantly..[/size]




If you think I am right click the like button

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Chibabi(m): 5:45pm On May 08, 2013
Sleepin positn!? Side ways
best colour? Pink
height? On ma shoulder
most used word? As in
phrase? Value life as luvin everyday
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Zi: 5:47pm On May 08, 2013
Denn: Whats ur spouse
[size=16pt]-shoe size? 80
-height? sixteen feet
-Best sleeping position? digs a trench the size of lake chad and slumps therein
-best colour? rainbow
-first bathing step? kills an elephant, drains the blood into a tub and downs it all at once
-parents/peers pet/guy name? shrek/anaconda/GEJ
-most used phrase? five thousand apples a day, keeps the doctor away
- best song? sanda-lily sanda-lily
-worst habit? drinks directly from the lagoon squatting on third mainland bridge
-ideology of life? an eye for an eye is not a good return on investment [/size]


*pun intended*


Not funny angry

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by ayde: 5:51pm On May 08, 2013
-shoe size: 45

-height: 6"1

-Best sleeping position: sleeps on tummy

-best colour: sky blue

-first bathing step: goes to poo first cheesy

-parents/peers pet/guy name: Figo

-most used phrase: he'd say "ask ur yansh nah" cheesy

- best song: It depends, for now it's Jaywon's - This Year

-worst habit: He has road rageembarassed

-ideology of life: Fear God

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Freeopod(m): 6:16pm On May 08, 2013
Shoe size. Unknown
Height. 5ft4
Sleepn Positn. Anyow
1st batn stp. Wash feet
Best colur. Black
Peer pet name. Wherey/ajala
Most used phr. 'Am hungry'
Best song. Pink fuckn perfect(who knew)
Worst habit. Bites nails
Ideology. Lack of money is d root of all evil

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by biafranqueen: 6:21pm On May 08, 2013
LMAO
supaeagles: the only thing that is of concern to my lady is if i give her enough naira - else she will squeeze face
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by RiKKies001: 6:28pm On May 08, 2013
still trying to figure mine out.

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Nobody: 6:32pm On May 08, 2013
Whats ur spouse
-shoe size - 38
-height - 5' 3"
-Best sleeping position - SIDEWAYS
-best colour - PINK
-first bathing step - LATHERS FACE
-parents/peers pet/guy name - *****
-most used phrase -- NORNEH (short for Nonentity)
- best song - ANYTHING RELIGIOUS
-worst habit - WEARING MY BOXERS TO BED
-ideology of life - INVESTMENT BEFORE EMBEZZLEMENT

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by nedu2000(m): 6:36pm On May 08, 2013
Ninapha:

hahahhaahhhaha. Ok i score Uju myself: 8/10.

But size 46! Na diecheesy
hey I'm a size 46 angry
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by zenith7(m): 6:39pm On May 08, 2013
Denn: Whats ur spouse
[size=16pt]-shoe size? 80
-height? sixteen feet
-Best sleeping position? digs a trench the size of lake chad and slumps therein
-best colour? rainbow
-first bathing step? kills an elephant, drains the blood into a tub and downs it all at once
-parents/peers pet/guy name? shrek/anaconda/GEJ
-most used phrase? five thousand apples a day, keeps the doctor away
- best song? sanda-lily sanda-lily
-worst habit? drinks directly from the lagoon squatting on third mainland bridge
-ideology of life? an eye for an eye is not a good return on investment [/size]


*pun intended*
Dude this really got me rolling on the floor. You've made my day. Kudos. You're good.

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Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by begwong: 6:46pm On May 08, 2013
Bra size=XXL grin
Re: Know Your Spouse Personals':- Score Yourself! by Nobody: 6:52pm On May 08, 2013
Denn: Whats ur spouse
[size=16pt]-shoe size? 80
-height? sixteen feet
-Best sleeping position? digs a trench the size of lake chad and slumps therein
-best colour? rainbow
-first bathing step? kills an elephant, drains the blood into a tub and downs it all at once
-parents/peers pet/guy name? shrek/anaconda/GEJ
-most used phrase? five thousand apples a day, keeps the doctor away
- best song? sanda-lily sanda-lily
-worst habit? drinks directly from the lagoon squatting on third mainland bridge
-ideology of life? an eye for an eye is not a good return on investment [/size]


*pun intended*

Arindin ni the mango yi sha... ur jokes r so dry... o gbe gan

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