"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen This is
Captain Akpos speaking. On behalf of my crew
I'd like to welcome you aboard NIGERIA Airways
flight 331 from LAGOS to LONDON.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000
feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look
out of the windows on the starboard side of
the aircraft, you will observe that both the
starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out
of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If
you look down towards the Atlantic ocean,
you will see a little yellow life BOAT with three
people in it waving at you. "That's me your
captain, My friend Bovi the co- pilot, and one of the
air hostesses.

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Have a good flight!