1)A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of Aids. His son asked, Dad why? He answered, so that when i am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. (2) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said, 'sir, u are my witness you know i never wear panties. (3) A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered to her 'you must demand cash before sex oooh coz i know him, he doesnt pay after sex.

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