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Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(m): 5:47am On Apr 22, 2008
To the 3 chiefs of Kuvukiland and fellow Kuvukians who have been here through thick and thin


i have noticed that there is an influx of users into the jokes section and some people do not even sleep again sef. Normally this posters take permission from the people of kuvukiland befoe any replies from "outsiders" are posted.

I know that sammy has been ding his work well enough but these guys are supposed to pay "marchin ground money" before they even reply a post.

Abi dem don give sammy the "package" and sammy don chop clean mouth?
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Apr 22, 2008
imagine some of the refugees are to tryn to share my bed space in kuvuki chei i don surfer o grin
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(m): 9:22am On Apr 22, 2008
. . . and if ur not careful, dem go snatch ur husband.

Me i don tie bell for the waists of all my wives so that i go know where dem dey
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ayusman16(m): 11:07am On Apr 22, 2008
Maybe u should summon all the kuvuki chieftains to a crucial meeting.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by nightnurse(f): 11:19am On Apr 22, 2008
una self don dey fall my hand, chiefs cheifs all the time, una dey here things dey spoil
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by SamMilla1(m): 11:23am On Apr 22, 2008
Kuvuki is undergoing integration at the moment
Reason, The number of males grew bigger last month.
The system code 101 which states that the ratio of women to men should be atleast 2 to 1
so far , only ituen has been able to maintain the status of multiple concubines
The Chief of defence, Gen saucekid complained yesterday
We do not want to witness military coup again in our land
The integration law was passed and signed by me while ituen was busy
learning new swimming strokes with sharks in the high sea.
Two new women have been integrated so far
They have been issued kuvukian passports and NAT ID cards.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ayusman16(m): 11:27am On Apr 22, 2008
na democracy dem they do for kuvukiland nah! which one come be things dey spoil.

and dis Sam Mulla sef. Him dey use him position they snatch babes from people hand. I suggest he's impeached tongue
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by nightnurse(f): 11:31am On Apr 22, 2008
2nded oo Sam don Bleep me up big time
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 11:40am On Apr 22, 2008
@POst

i totally agree. The influx into the joke section these days is tremendous, and whats worse is that these people have no respect for our laws.

To the three Chiefs and to The National Assembly of Kuvuki. I think it is time we write Out our Land's Constitution. Order ought to be restored in this place.

Signed

Chief Tufe(All Awards Recognized)
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 11:43am On Apr 22, 2008
Sammie
U have a case to answer.
Its either u ate the Marching Ground fee or U import them babes for PRIVATE USE ONLY[b][/b]
I can't even find my bed in my room again
After all we went thru to build Kuvukiland
I am very sure u sent Migines outta here because of what he could do

All original and unadulterated, unexpired KUVUKIANS
If you will agree lets veto on easing Sam Milla Out
WhATCHA all thunk tongue tongue
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 11:57am On Apr 22, 2008
WAIT !!!

u have to chill for the chiefs to delibrate b4 u can bring up such a suggestion angry
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Apr 22, 2008
my bed space is very important!

sammie do something about the refuges or else,
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by SamMilla1(m): 12:09pm On Apr 22, 2008
easing out already approved by me cheesy
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Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 1:13pm On Apr 22, 2008
this aint the section for that undecided
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by SamMilla1(m): 1:45pm On Apr 22, 2008
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why dont you tell everybody,
why do you have to mention my name as if i am the only person who needs money

any way thanks but i am not interested
grin
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ohilebo(m): 1:56pm On Apr 22, 2008
Any Person wen dey look for his or her missing Kuvukiland Passport or wants a New Passport for a very cheap fee should contact me grin,

cool Just being nice and willing to help out grin
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ztyle(m): 2:12pm On Apr 22, 2008
ANd SamY why didn't delete his post? if na my own now u go delete am sharp sharp.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by Emperoh(m): 2:17pm On Apr 22, 2008
U see Peopss
Someone asking Sammie to come and make money
These are one of them people we are talking about
Maybe its even a bosom
Sammie pls eject that bosom or,
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 2:20pm On Apr 22, 2008
@ztyle

i hope u are not in any way giving sammy any trouble. cuz as it stands now, i am out to get anyone that dare annoys my moderator. angry angry angry angry
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ohilebo(m): 2:39pm On Apr 22, 2008
Who wants Kuvukiland Passport ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ztyle(m): 2:44pm On Apr 22, 2008
tufe:

@ztyle

i hope u are not in any way giving sammy any trouble. because as it stands now, i am out to get anyone that dare annoys my moderator. angry angry angry angry
Omo meLO Down, i fit annoy the KING, i just dey tell am my mind.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 2:55pm On Apr 22, 2008
watch dude angry angry angry angry
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by StephenP(m): 2:57pm On Apr 22, 2008
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I don't get it. He is spamming the board yet, his post isn't deleted. I've seen this same post in other threads the only difference is he always changes the name to match that of the moderator.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 3:10pm On Apr 22, 2008
Sam, i think u know what to do
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by StephenP(m): 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2008
Yup, and it's not going be the first time he's done it anyway.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ztyle(m): 3:20pm On Apr 22, 2008
i guess he is sleeping, he browse allnight yesterday. embarassed
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 3:23pm On Apr 22, 2008
@stephen

. . and whats that supposed to mean?? angry
@ztyle

watch what u say about Sam. u guys criticism is beginning to get on my nerves, and i hate when people that appreciate other peoples efforts. i wudnt want to start with anyone
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Apr 22, 2008
start it man grin
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by StephenP(m): 3:34pm On Apr 22, 2008
@Tufe, Whoa I don't see any criticism in what I said, and I do not know what you are getting angry. It is really not that important.
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Apr 22, 2008
alright, we good then.

clem, f**k off wink
Re: Influx Of Outsiders Into Kuvukiland by ituen(m): 3:42pm On Apr 22, 2008
Sam Milla

I appreciate the efforts in making all males in kuvuki have pairs. But these babes need to be introduced to the chiefs before they are passed on to Clemcy (Midwife of Kuvuki) to be certified as fit for Kuvuki males.

As of now, no male is complaining of chics so i think that the babes shld pledge loyalty. I also noticed that guys from other threads come in here and try to harass kuvuki babes to the extent of a high chief (my wives are victims).

As a matter of fact, u cant even stay up there in aso rock and command the chiefs angry angry angry angry angry

Our assasins have been on holidays n wld like to start work immediately.

LETS HOPE THEY DONT DO U BY MISTAKE

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