The Bank Robbery There was this robbery in a certain
town , the
robber shouted to everyone: "All don't
move,
money belongs to the state, life belongs
to you". Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept --
>
Changing the conventional way of
thinking".
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One lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber
shouted at her "Please be civilised!
This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on
what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back, the
younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber
(who is only
primary school educated), "Big bro,
let's count how
much we got", the older robber
rebutted and said, "You very stupid, somuch money, how
to count,
tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from
the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than
paper
qualifications! "
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the
bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. The
supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's
put the K5
million we embezzled into the amount the robbers
robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation to
your
advantage!" --------------- --------------- ---------------
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The supervisor says "It will be good if
there is a
robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that
k100 million
was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and
counted, but they could only count k20
million .
The robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and only took k20
million, the bank
manager took k80 million with a snap
of his fingers.
It lookslike it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much
asgold !"
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---- The bank manager was smiling and
happy because
his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now
covered by
this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity -- > daring to
take risks!

Hahahahaha. this is called 'laughing but stealing is stealing'.

shd be moved to joke section

This is really eye opening.
And realistically it could be possibly happening in real life banking sector. I guess some bankers will love this piece.

lmao. There is opportunity in every situation. I can honestly see this happening. . The armed robbers will almost want to do a press conference. lmao. There are different levels of thieves.

A real lesson learnt...........so hillariously true.

Funny n educative stuff I ve read in a while

Very funny piece. . . smart assed thieves and bankers. Whois the bigger thief na?

LMAO

Baba Oyo: This is really eye opening.
And realistically it could be possibly happening in real life banking sector. I guess some bankers will love this piece.

GBAM ! You just took the words out of my mouth. Dumb investigators would not ascertain the cash delivered to the bank...even when they are smart enough to detect these discrepancies corruption will swallow the truth.

This 'joke' might be coming from an insider in the banking sector... you never can tell.