tufe:

i don hang my boot for fighting since.

aphie, feel free to fire on.

*Locates Tufe's filthy, fighting boots and flings them far far away*

You can be sure I'll fire on.

**** picks the old boots up from where they dropped and flings them far into space, Boots almost collided with a satellite,, thank God oooo********


I am with u , hard babe

@ ohilebo
Thanx jare

A woman had been sitting by her sick husband's bed, watching and praying for his recovery but he continued to get worse and she continued to loose hope.
After some days, the man was so weak, he could barely move any part of him. The local doctor came around and announced to her that her husband was dead. Ofcourse, she screamed and wept bitterly but the supposedly dead husband on hearing that summoned enough strength to speak and told his wife "Darling don't mind him I'm not dead" and can u guess what her response was?





"Shut up. Do you know better than the doctor?"

that is women for you

tyte one aiphe keep em coming

No, I won't
Now what wud u do?

u knoe deep down within you dat u gat no option dan posting the damn jokes

so do it beiby cuzz am waiting with my mouth twitching waiting for lafta

Clem dear is your mouth twitching?
*scoops some honey mixed with milk and feeds Clem*


That's better.

aww thanks mon cheerie

smacks lips*hmmm tastes so niceeee

@clemcykul , stop kissing her ooo, I dey warn u oooo

will you sharrap!

jealous grasshoper

Hey!!!
You're not talking to Ohilebo are you?

i just did beiby come to terms with dat fact.

Obj, Atiku and Charles Taylor where in an aircraft when in a surge of inspiration, Taylor declares "I can make one Nigerian happy by throwing a one thousand naira note out of this aircraft". Atiku on his part declares "I can make two Nigeriqns happy by throwing two #500 notes out of this aircraft". Obj refusing to be outdone declares "I can make five Nigerians happy by throwing five #200 notes out of this aircraft" .
The pilot thought to himself:What vain people these are? I can make no less than 5 million people happy by throwing the three of them out of this aircraft.

 

hyphen abi wetin dem call u, u just waste ur tyme and nt ours open thread u no fit needle.get some brain girl with the attention u just got