Stupid Questions And foolish
Answers♠♥
1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the
mid-night and ask you, are you
sleeping? Answer: no, I'm picking beans
to cook.
2. When its raining and someone
notices you going out, yet they ask; are
you going out in this rain? Answer: no,
in the next one....,rubbish!
3. You're making out with a girl, then
you start pulling her pants then she
asks; what are you trying to do?
Answer: i want to wash them for
you...,haha! can u imagine!
4. They see you coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did you just have a
bath? Answer: no, i fell into the toilet
bowl..,ehe nah
5.ur kissing her,N she asks,wat R u
doin,u replied,no jus rubbing off ur lip
glus...hahaha
6. Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers, and you still ask him;
are those flowers? Answer :no baby,
they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet and you locked
the door, someone knocks on the door
asking; is anyone there? Answer: No! it
is poo that locked the door.lol
8. You're in queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend sees you and asks;
what are you doing here? Answer: i'm
here to pay my school fees!p Punk.
9. When people see you lying down with
your eyes closed, they still ask; are you
sleeping? Answer:No, I'm practising to
die. hiss
10. You are cleaning ur room with a
brush and someone asks are u sweeping?
Answer: No, am teaching the brush how
to dance. .
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