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Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by MrCrackles(m): 8:15am On Feb 12, 2009
aduje:

Nice compilation of Nigerian 'slanguage' pls add these to the endless list:-
6.  ATM machine
grin shocked tongue kiss cheesy


Chill this aint just Nigeria!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 9:50am On Feb 12, 2009
tytylayor:

haba ben, is it a qwesion or a confamasion?
clemcykul:

ben olori oko cannot differentiate a qtion from a statement, cant blame him though given his bald head
Lolabbey:

ben sick small ooooo

Don't crucifies me o, I is only spoken a Nigerian language o shocked
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Lolabbey: 1:32pm On Feb 12, 2009
u go fit breastfeed snake? grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Nobody: 2:48pm On Feb 12, 2009
Cho
Ki lo se le
All na format
Bi ko
Da pa da
Nothing do me
ko so ro
o ri e fo ka si be
be be nlo
recharge card
give me ur set ( referring to ur mobile fone)
gba mi la go(call me)
one chance
na beans
bo lo
na ayach be dat
leave me ja re
my papa n mama
wetin now
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Lolabbey: 2:57pm On Feb 12, 2009
e mi o le gbe ologbo lo si day care ooo ( i no fit cary cat go creche)
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 3:19pm On Feb 12, 2009
u dey fear ordinary pussy? upon say u carry one for body shocked grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Lolabbey: 3:53pm On Feb 12, 2009
rotten heart,

u go fit breastfeed tiger or lion cool
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 4:26pm On Feb 12, 2009
aduje:

Nice compilation of Nigerian 'slanguage' pls add these to the endless list:-

1.  As in
2.  Motor (meaning automobile)
3.  One chance
4.  should in case
5.  I want to barb my hair
6.  ATM machine
7.  Fuel (refering to petrol)
8.  Night Vigil
9.  Wake Keeping
10.Rewire (for auto electrician)
grin shocked tongue kiss cheesy

MrCrackles:


Chill this aint just Nigeria!

Don't mind the village boy. He heard ATM machine from a guy that went to Lagos and is back to the village. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 5:17pm On Feb 12, 2009
U dey there shocked
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Lolabbey: 5:22pm On Feb 12, 2009
weda who dey dere
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 5:25pm On Feb 12, 2009
It's part of Naija language na
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 9:44am On Feb 13, 2009
I bow o!
Guy! Lock up! Me na your man. cheesy
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 10:42am On Feb 13, 2009
I dey feel you
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Guzesky(m): 12:18pm On Feb 13, 2009
Vulganizer,see leg over, i won lick bottle, how e dey hapen,u go fear ball etc
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Feb 13, 2009
abio, life ko easy o
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 3:06pm On Feb 13, 2009
photocopy, ko easy! cheesy
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by sylve11: 3:23pm On Feb 13, 2009
Clumsy, u don pack the bed shit wen u piss put?
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 3:32pm On Feb 13, 2009
Heys Sylve no dey push blame on top ur Clumsy, ah! ah! if u still dey piss for bed Romade no go dey disappointed, i dey lie?
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by sylve11: 4:09pm On Feb 13, 2009
No condition is permanet. sad
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by romsky: 4:22pm On Feb 13, 2009
dayo kerewa i just dey luk u still yet u dey talk
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 5:13pm On Feb 13, 2009
still yet you dey complain
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 5:35pm On Feb 13, 2009
still yet u be zombie.
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 9:20pm On Feb 16, 2009
Oya make una carry dey go

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