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Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 7:40pm On May 31, 2013
There is this Sperm named Zipo, Zipo is always doing exercise, running jogging and jumping and when its fellow sperms ask him why he always train, he wil simply tel them that he is doing it so that he can be able to outrun them and be the one to fertilize the egg any day the time comes. .
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A day came and all the sperms started running to go and fertilize the egg, Zipo as planned out ran all the other sperms. They were half way when they saw Zipo running back faster than ever, they were much surprised and they asked him why he suddenly changed his mind, Zipo quickly replied
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." THE FOOL IS MASTUBATING " grin grin grin
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by okosodo: 8:23pm On May 31, 2013
Lols
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by achinaboy(m): 9:03pm On May 31, 2013
emm ok,thats funny
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Lagusta(m): 9:14pm On May 31, 2013
achina boy: emm ok,thats funny

not just funny, but very very very funny!!!!

kudos jare.....
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by oderemo(m): 11:16pm On May 31, 2013
the joke was backwardly unfunny,its so bad that stieve wonder couldnt help but cried after reading this crap.
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Nobody: 1:24am On Jun 01, 2013
sad sad sad cry cry cry
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 1:44am On Jun 01, 2013
okosodo: Lols
achina boy: emm ok,thats funny






that's why am the Jokes president cool cool cool
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 1:46am On Jun 01, 2013
Lagusta:

not just funny, but very very very funny!!!!

kudos jare.....


thanks my oga @ d top. .. Longest time
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 1:48am On Jun 01, 2013
ode remo: the joke was backwardly unfunny,its so bad that stieve wonder couldnt help but cried after reading this crap.

brọda ọdẹ, how does it feel like to be the only gayy albino from Ogun State?
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 1:50am On Jun 01, 2013
Vanneni: sad sad sad cry cry cry


Sisi nene, dis ur hips dey drive me gaga, can we please nyansh?
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Nobody: 1:58am On Jun 01, 2013
bunmioguns:


Sisi nene, dis ur hips dey drive me gaga, can we please nyansh?
You ok so
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 7:13am On Jun 01, 2013
Vanneni: You ok so

ever since i saw dt ur hips, i dont seem to be ok again, pls nd pls, can u jst for once gimme dt ur pọnmọ cry
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Nobody: 8:20am On Jun 01, 2013
bunmioguns:

ever since i saw dt ur hips, i dont seem to be ok again, pls nd pls, can u jst for once gimme dt ur pọnmọ cry
You will dry up wherever you are!
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Vivly(f): 9:34am On Jun 01, 2013
Bunmi, lets start a funny horror movie just lyk old tyms. Ahl start d thread. Inform ya pals.
PS. Dont PM me. My email ad is blockd
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 9:39am On Jun 01, 2013
Vanneni: You will dry up wherever you are!




shut up!!! Are u too blind to notice dt dis is a Jokes section
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 9:41am On Jun 01, 2013
Vivly: Bunmi, lets start a funny horror movie just lyk old tyms. Ahl start d thread. Inform ya pals.
PS. Dont PM me. My email ad is blockd



no lele jare. .
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Nobody: 10:08am On Jun 01, 2013
bunmioguns:




shut up!!! Are u too blind to notice dt dis is a Jokes section


Rubbish, your sense of humour isn't too good since you couldn't decipher my own joke. Or is it coz I didn't add a smiley at the end of my post?
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Lagusta(m): 10:33am On Jun 01, 2013
Hahahahahaahah!!!!

Bunmi and vanni sitting on a tree...

K I S S I N G!!!!

First comes love, then comes marriage.....

THEN COMES BUNMI SUCKING VANNI'S BOSOMS!!!
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 11:03am On Jun 01, 2013
Vanneni: Rubbish, your sense of humour isn't too good since you couldn't decipher my own joke. Or is it coz I didn't add a smiley at the end of my post?


baby am sorry, i failed u once again. . Can u @ least gimme a second chance. . I promise nvr to fail u ** hands her a rose flower**
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 11:08am On Jun 01, 2013
Lagusta: Hahahahahaahah!!!!

Bunmi and vanni sitting on a tree...

K I S S I N G!!!!

First comes love, then comes marriage.....

THEN COMES BUNMI SUCKING VANNI'S BOSOMS!!!



Dr Lagusta, can u jst prescibe a love charm for me? I need it urgently cos i need to win Vanni's heart by fire by force
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Nobody: 11:10am On Jun 01, 2013
bunmioguns:


baby am sorry, i failed u once again. . Can u @ least gimme a second chance. . I promise nvr to fail u ** hands her a rose flower**
Once again you'll dry there with your rose! tongue tongue smiley
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by donted(m): 1:59pm On Jun 01, 2013
9s 1 is better than what bin ediot gbagboo posted
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 11:09pm On Jun 01, 2013
Vanneni: Once again you'll dry there with your rose! tongue tongue smiley



happy valentine my love kiss kiss kiss
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 11:10pm On Jun 01, 2013
donted: 9s 1 is better than what bin ediot gbagboo posted



cool cool cool
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Nobody: 11:35pm On Jun 01, 2013
bunmioguns:



happy valentine my love kiss kiss kiss
Valentine at this time of the year. Na only you o, I no dey interested. smiley
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by dhejykeane: 10:27am On Jun 03, 2013
Hahahaha,funny 1 bro
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by Agrika: 10:52am On Jun 03, 2013
Hahaha, bros u no well
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by oderemo(m): 9:21pm On Jun 03, 2013
brọda ọdẹ, how does it feel like to be the only gayy albino from Ogun State?
your FADA. na by force to post bloodklat joke.
the blind joke was for wooosies.
GAYLORD. dont go to war with me oh, ask your uncle bincrapgbo.
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 4:23am On Jun 05, 2013
ode remo:
your FADA. na by force to post bloodklat joke.
the blind joke was for wooosies.
GAYLORD. dont go to war with me oh, ask your uncle bincrapgbo.

grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by OkikiOluwa1(m): 8:30am On Jun 05, 2013
Well, dz got me cracking! Nice 1 bunmioguns
Re: Even A Blind Man Laughed After Reading This Joke by bunmioguns(m): 12:16pm On Jun 05, 2013
dhejykeane: Hahahaha,funny 1 bro
dhejykeane: Hahahaha,funny 1 bro
Agrika: Hahaha, bros ur head dey there
Okiki_Oluwa: Well, dz got me cracking! Nice 1 bunmioguns




cool cool cool cool cool

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