you wanna battle son, bring it on whack cat.

from lines i have seen makavele should beat j-unit hands down

@FLOWSHOW . . .
Thanks bro. J_UNit wants me to commit murder!

@ J-UNIT

You've got wack linez, even shaz wouldnt see it through
much like an idiot, with the highest "opinion fool"
plus bad breathe, looks like u need a paste and shampoo
battle with me dumbass, then get ready for your curfew
j-unit wants to rumble, makavele calls it fumbling
i'll spit my lines on you, call your momma for a thorough cleansing
face to face with u, like c-ronaldo, i'll do the whole dribbling
am labelled "handle with care" because the only word i know is "maiming"
y'all know me, its my time, am da ruler, its' my year
all netcees bow to me, as i make wave in my dissing career
go ask your momma what's under her bulging brassiere
she even got a sore wen my d**k shaved her p*ssy like a shear
on the bed at morn', the floor at nights, we grind
yur motherfcuking mom's as good as a LovePeddler, she loves it from behind
better learn to respect my whole personae
because my barretta is ready to harm your bodice
the showdown has begun, lets see who's d better entity
i am a viper, ready to dig-in my venoms, which are so deadly

Yo words aint fresh they stale like blu cheese
dnt try n battle me, im allergic to u, ima sneeze
u sound like a strugglin frog, ur croakin ya word
wassup dawg? why aint they comin out rite? u slip like lemon curd
arghh, man was that smell, it aint cheese, its a **** turd
I cant be battlin y'all fakers, ima life taker, wipe ur turd with paper
and use the paper to decorate ya homeless wall
this is a battle man, not the holy call
so quit tryin to stall, i cant be doin with yall
So rite a good one bk to me, but watch you dnt trip like ya words n fall

you said the truth, my words make u allergic
niggaz take cover!! the idiot is about to sneeze
u claim to be hot, but don't measure up to my yardstick
d truth is j-unit, has got the greygoose disease
Bleep with me then, prepare to see the grave
j-unit's a motherfcker who always claim to be brave
to read my "battle" lines, u gonna need concaves
u're d kinda stuff slave masters would love to enslave
i'll teach how to diss, u little piece of crap
my blows are heavy enough, so watch ur skullcap, (ha ha ha)
am the ruler, you wanna be like B_I_G
didnt ur momma tell u it aint easy being an emcee
like me, little shit, we ain't got room for people with low IQs
wanna improvise, then go find a rap school
i Bleep the hell outta every stupid sucka
when i get hot, might kidnap ur wife and daughter
i spit out lines as strong as hammers, it would cause ur fracture
then u''ll know d true meaning of "khaki no be leather"
slice ur head off, bury it deep down in Georgia
good riddance to j-unit, he's one stupid motherfcuka

itz j unit up on da mic ya betta get used to it
so shut up n go home and get on yo moms c*it
shit u cood only dream bout beatin me
shit man u prolly at home beatin yo meat
cuz my rimez iz hotta than yo b*tch
by da way u mite wanna leave her cuz she on my d*ck
b*tch try ta come bac i f*ckin dare you
cuz b*tch ull go home cryin like "boo-hoo"
but dats it im dun
so hurry up and spit bac son

j-unit is on the mic, off goes the idiot
am here to see you to your grave, just like an escort
truth is no matter how hard u try, u'll never rhyme like me
my job? keep dissing your mamma, because she aint a beauty
am going to fry and serve u to my dawgs like cookies
go ask your papa, the doctor says he's got dropsy
rap line so wack, i think u voice would sound toady
youz da wackest, u behave like a zombie
my lines are heavy, would break your bones so tiny
i'll win this rap race, yeah slow and steady
no time to rush man, i'll savor u very softly
lest i forget, your momma's p**sy is so stinky

@ j unit


ur lucky im not ur kid
dam right god forbid
ok kid ill tell u now
Just leave ur computer and
walk away from ur seat
coz my rhymes are to complicated
they'll make ur brain over heat
make ur brain get easily snapped
eaisy hacked
passwords easily cracked
my location never tracked in s.a but
my lyrics continue to make u feel attacked
can’t even sleep
coz ur brain is being lyrically slapped all over the place
to be honest that is the end of the case
coz its hands down who one this lyrical race
its me and I easily
stormed 1st place

how many times do u have to say "brain"
wackness has really covered u up like membrane
i'm ready to hit u hard till u catch migraine
so wack cat, better not step into my domain
or u going to come up missing
yo, looks like your girlfriend is blushing
she likes me, i think your bubbles are bursting
my gun is ready, am about to tot' it

am busy, will diss u later!

you always busy fool, what are you doing, masturbating
you need to go back to school, and learn to stop hating
my rap lines will make you drool,you wanna say something?
my rap is like fuel, it doesn't need fire but it'll lyrically blow up your brain,
now let me tell you the rule,my rap is like a acid rain
go back to pre school, before you become insane
my rap will make you have a mental strain
it'll take you high, fool, even though you though you haven't smoked cocaine
u haven't got a clue,I'll make it rain
my rap is the right tool, you still think you can win this battle? think straight

@ J UNIT


you got the type of flow u shud be embarrassed of
dt shit being played out a while ago
like wearing lugz.
ppl who tell u dt ur nice, well dere on drugs

so am ar say dis one tyme and its
critical you listen , cause talent
is the most critical thing ur missing
try rappin like dt in the streets
dey i'll have ur career in
critical condition.

look whose talking, mr whackster .
even you should know that i'm the next rap star
come on fool work on your rap so it can be up to the par
i've already set the bar
try reach it, i'll enjoy watching you fall on the tar
everyone can here your wackness from afar
your iq is as low as the strings of a guitar
my rap will blow you off like a cigar
let's imagine rap to be a car
i'll be a manual, you'll be aitomatic, you need no skill to drive your car
your rap needs oiling, try qatar
guess who would be proud of my rap, julius cesar
u better believe it nigga

tried to make dis ni*gga understand the truth,
I'll make dis real fast.cause its GAME OVA after dis
where dere real RAPPER's AT.


J- UNOT Vs NAIJA MADE

a Baby with a Butter Knife,
against a Samurai with Swords

a pit bull's bark against a Lions roar,
Am ar up coming love-vendor ,
Ur the worst kinda LovePeddler,
who quits cuz her vagina sour,

Rappers like you, i guess
this is why Mim's is hot ,
but am ar real lyricist
sumfig Mims is not
i ought to go diamond for the bars i drop,
and, THIS IS Y AM HOT, B*t*h

so get focused dummy,
am your new professor,
in your hardest semester ,
so IF THIS Guy's A PROBLEM ,
AM ar Fu-cking MATHEMATICIAN.

everyone wanna battle me
even whack cats like naija made wanna be me
i dont wanna waste my breath on this flea
so get off this thread and flee

@J-UNIT

I think u're going crazie,
U little MR. WACK

@ makavele
i see you are stil masturbating
just shut up and stop hating
why da hell do you keep spitting
when you know you gonna be beating.

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[li][color=#550000][color=#000099]j-unit says i don't need to skills to drive an automatic
shifting from P to the R to the D is mathematics
i'll blow off your brain, encode and then encrypt it
toss you to the air, and make your airsick
am da fly nigga, i rap without flaw, oh yeah
am all over the calender like it's my year
when i spit you might crash, so wear your headgear
i've got lines with finesse than mr. shakespeare
dont even dream bout it, i can't be beaten
by such an idiot as j-unit
aint got time to talk, i put my lines into action
so stop dissing yourself, cos ur downfall might be my mission
wackstas like you are outta game, we cant even find you
light up 10 pounds of weed, that's how i taste too
come over here and see what's on the menu
oh! j-unit is in for a curfew,
pew! who wants to do this, no one but makavele the guru
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IT'S J UNIT ON THE MIC ONE TWO ONE TWO
JUST WANT TO DO WHAT I HAVE TO DO,
DISS MAKAVELELE, YES YOU
I'LL DISS THE GURU OUT OF YOU
YOU AIIN'T GOT NO GAEM, YOU SO LAME YOU NEED CRUTCHES
MY RAP WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD TO PICEAS
YOU WANNA BE ME
YAH I KNOW EVERYONE WANNA BE ME BUT YOU CAN'T ME
SO GET LOST AND STOP PLAYER HATING.

I guess i won this battle then, @SHAZ, GET THE READERS TO VOTE PLS.

@ shaz, why don't you do that poll thing, and get people to vote, so i guess, it's one vote against me at the moment.

don't know why alexpissu just go straight to the point and stop beign a chicken, just say you wanna battle me, then make the f****** thread, i'm always game nigga

@J-UNIT

You couldn't even outscore me, now you wanna battle Alexpissu

Get ya folks ready for a "funeral procession."

To be forewarned is to be forearmed!

Jesus christ , all these copy and paste punch lines, i think nairaland should develop a system in which we can actually hear people rap , thats when 'll believe y'all but until then plzzzz stay in school ,

This is my first time on the rap battle segment. Makavele win this battle hands down. I don't know if this vote is acceptable cos I don't know if there is another means of voting

y'all's rap game is so cold , yall need to go back home and reheat it, dont get me started

who the Bleep is T-Cube anyway?

makavele what sort of local champion are you,fellow nairalanders go check out the coolboyapg vs makavele thread and witness aw i sent the fcuka to his early grave