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Danfo Driver by alex406(m): 12:25pm On May 09, 2008
A Nursery 1 student in a danfo bus in Lagos, Nigeria > from school was reciting the day's lesson at school, > It went thus: > > If my father is a cock and my mother a hen, I will be > a chick. > > If my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, I will > be a cub. > > If my father is a king and my mother a queen, I will > be a prince etc, etc. > > The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise'; he > shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy > continued. > > Then the driver shouted; what if your father is an > 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashewo' > (prostitute), what will you be? > > The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver' >
Re: Danfo Driver by DANTE4LIFE(m): 12:49pm On May 09, 2008
U are demm too funny keep it up grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Danfo Driver by Nobody: 1:59pm On May 09, 2008
Re: Danfo Driver by djcrooky(m): 2:03pm On May 09, 2008
@poster
old but still funny


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get a coke u would fell better brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Re: Danfo Driver by Unubi(f): 3:28pm On May 09, 2008
Guy, u 2 muuoooooch
Re: Danfo Driver by kayowalemi(m): 5:20pm On May 09, 2008
smart boy
Re: Danfo Driver by Nobody: 9:11pm On May 09, 2008
djcrooky:

get a coke u would fell better brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Re: Danfo Driver by olulu(m): 9:39pm On May 09, 2008
its alrite

grin grin grin grin

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