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Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 5:09pm On May 13, 2008
A beautiful princess from a European country visited a small African nation on a sightseeing tour. The King, during a dinner in the princess' honour, out of the blue asked her to marry him. Naturally, the princess was quite taken aback. However, not wanting to cause a diplomatic ripple, she did not reject the king outright. So, she tried to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her.

After a few minutes, the princess said to the king, "I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want you to buy me a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara." The African king paused for a while. Then, he nodded his head and said, "No problem! I buy, I buy."

Realizing her first condition was too easy, the princess said to the king, "I want you to build me a 100 room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France." The African king paused for a while. He took out his cellular phone and called some brokers in New York and in France. He looked at the princess, nodded his head and said, "Okay, okay. I build, I build."

Realizing that she only had one last condition, the princess knew that she had better make this a good one. She took her time to think and finally she got an idea, a sure-to-work condition. She squinted her eyes, looked at the king and said, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, I want the man I marry to have a 12-inch penis." The king seemed a bit disturbed. He cupped his face with his hands and rested his elbows on the table, all the while muttering in African dialect. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king rather sadly shook his head and said to the princess, "Okay, Okay. I cut, I cut."
Re: Conditions For Marriage by saucekid(m): 5:11pm On May 13, 2008
the man wants to cut his lipsrsealed off shocked
Re: Conditions For Marriage by kayowalemi(m): 5:51pm On May 13, 2008
ibkaye
Please how long is the thing he wan cut?
Re: Conditions For Marriage by ThugLife1(m): 6:04pm On May 13, 2008
nice one baby
Re: Conditions For Marriage by saucekid(m): 6:07pm On May 13, 2008
uhm undecided
Re: Conditions For Marriage by ThugLife1(m): 6:09pm On May 13, 2008
wetin?
Re: Conditions For Marriage by saucekid(m): 6:41pm On May 13, 2008
osanobua
Re: Conditions For Marriage by ThugLife1(m): 6:49pm On May 13, 2008
meaning
Re: Conditions For Marriage by nwadinma(f): 7:49pm On May 13, 2008
wanderful!!
imao.
lys on the bed and begins to imagine hw long it is
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 7:57pm On May 13, 2008
hehehehe
Re: Conditions For Marriage by bilhadday: 9:26pm On May 13, 2008
Abeg give that man my ID, I go give am good expander, oroki man power sef dey, lol, jus kidd'g
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 6:47am On May 14, 2008
I laugh I laugh grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by segunpc(m): 9:28am On May 14, 2008
the princess go fear fear na!
Re: Conditions For Marriage by olulu(m): 10:41am On May 14, 2008
no long tin

grin grin grin

12inches and still counting, na horse?
reminds me of my own dear anaconda
grin grin grin


nice jokes
grin grin grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On May 15, 2008
anacondaaaaaaaaaa! grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by tytylayor: 11:59am On May 15, 2008
lol
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Jeovy(m): 12:47pm On May 15, 2008
African magic grin grin grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by kene20(m): 1:19pm On May 15, 2008
I pity the "would be wife" grin grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by donpapa(m): 3:08pm On May 15, 2008
@ibkaye
Nice joke. . . but wetin d king go use cut am? Knife or?? cheesy
Re: Conditions For Marriage by olulu(m): 9:23am On May 16, 2008
clemcykul:

anacondaaaaaaaaaa! grin

yes baby,
u want a taste of it


grin grin grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by aristole(m): 1:05pm On May 16, 2008
Clap 4 yaself
Re: Conditions For Marriage by clemcykul(f): 4:50pm On May 16, 2008
where have u been sweet aristole? kinna missed ya kiss
Re: Conditions For Marriage by djcrooky(m): 5:47pm On May 16, 2008
what the heck does he wanna cut off he must really be insane
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 5:52pm On May 16, 2008
shiooooooooooooooooooor
Re: Conditions For Marriage by chidipupay(m): 2:44pm On May 17, 2008
He don bad for bardarbass today
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 7:43pm On May 29, 2008
lol cheesy
Re: Conditions For Marriage by saucekid(m): 8:15pm On May 29, 2008
lolipop
Re: Conditions For Marriage by krama(m): 12:58am On May 30, 2008
Nice one there grin grin grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On May 30, 2008
i thank u all for loving my joke grin

gracias grin
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 12:27pm On May 30, 2008
de crase cheesy
Re: Conditions For Marriage by clemcykul(f): 12:57pm On May 30, 2008
THAnks for the compliment iya were cheesy
Re: Conditions For Marriage by Nobody: 1:03pm On May 30, 2008
see your head tongue

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