When you see a woman slap a man on the street, chances are you didn’t think to yourself how awful it is that she resorted to violence; instead, you probably wonder what he did to deserve it.

Being a man isn’t as easy as the world would have you believe. We have our own set of problems and vulnerabilities, some small, even funny, and others large and painful. We also live with the constant expectation to be strong and to keep our issues to ourselves.

So without further ado, here are 10 of the most annoying things about being a man.

10. Hair Everywhere
Hair. Hair everywhere. On your neck. Down your back. On your chest and stomach. It varies from man to man, and, hey, some of it can be attractive or serve a purpose. The hair under your arms wicks sweat effectively. But what purpose do the hairs on your feet or knuckles serve, and why do some men have small bushes of hair coming out of their ears? Even waking up early every morning to shave your beard in some desperate attempt not to look like a hobo or an alcoholic can rankle the most stoic of men. One word, my friend: manscaping.

9. Random Erections

One of life’s cruel ironies is that when you’re young and virile and pitching tents at every glimpse of bare skin — say, in high school math class — you’re less likely to be able to enjoy your virility. When you’re older and more established, more likely to have options, even something as routine as “getting it up” can be a problem.

8. Testicles Getting In The Way
Rare is the moment in the average man’s life when he can forget that he has a pair of balls dangling between his legs. If you own a laptop, you’ve probably wondered if having it on your lap will cook your sperm and lower your fertility. And you’ve definitely agonized over whether to go boxers or briefs.

7. Bad Sex Is Always The Man’s Fault
When it comes to sex, the pressure is disproportionately on the man to perform. To begin with, he has to get it up, which is something heavily dependent on his level of attraction to the woman, his comfort, his health and, not least of all, his sobriety. So when we do, and it’s happening, why is it only our fault if it’s bad? Shocker alert: Women can be bad at sex, too.

6. Mistaken For A Pedophile
God forbid a father wants to walk hand-in-hand with his son or daughter, or take his child to the playground to play with other children. There is a culture of hysteria surrounding men and children that has made men afraid to be physical, to pick up, hug and cuddle their own kids. That’s just not fair.

5. Condoms
Condoms help prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs. They also suck. A lot. They’re a hassle to buy in the appropriate size, they’re often difficult to put on and going through the process of opening the package tends to be a mood killer.

4. Getting Called A Creep By Women
The onus is on men to approach women. It’s our job to say hello to a total stranger who happens to catch our eye on the off chance that she’ll enjoy our company. And in that brief interaction, in a bar or club or coffee shop, things can go horribly, horribly wrong. The end result of your failed approach might mean the dreaded “creep” label (variants include “creeper” and “weirdo”), and nothing quite hurts a man’s pride, or his chances of approaching another woman, quite like being so negatively labeled.

3. The Fighting Double Standard
When it comes to fighting, there’s a terrible double standard at play. We are expected by society not to fight, to keep calm and find a nonviolent resolution to conflict. But when the local bar bully is insulting your honor, or, worse, that of your girlfriend, there’s an expectation that you take him out back and beat some politeness into him. When confronted with this situation, a man has two choices: fight and be considered a violent neanderthal, or don’t fight and be considered a wuss.

2. Getting Slapped In The Face
There’s one act of physical violence that gets used with alarming frequency: men getting slapped in the face. When you see a woman slap a man on the street, chances are you didn’t think to yourself how awful it is that she resorted to violence; instead, you probably wonder what he did to deserve it.

1. The Pain Of Getting Hit In the Groin
It happens in a split second and only lasts a few minutes at most, but those few minutes are filled with excruciating pain, cursing and the fleeting thought that maybe you’ve finally taken one too many shots to the groin to be able to have children.

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what a load of tosh.

did i read this poo!!

True!!!!!

Its a fucking problem my brother.

Awwwww! It's ok guys. We understand how you feel.

*hugs all the men in the world*

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10. Hair Everywhere
Hair. Hair everywhere. On your neck. Down your back. On your chest and stomach. It varies from man to man, and, hey, some of it can be attractive or serve a purpose. The hair under your arms wicks sweat effectively. But what purpose do the hairs on your feet or knuckles serve, and why do some men have small bushes of hair coming out of their ears?

I love my men hairy... Especially the chest and arms

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9. Random Erections
:
One of life’s cruel ironies is that when you’re young and virile and pitching tents at every glimpse of bare skin — say, in high school math class — you’re less likely to be able to enjoy your virility. When you’re older and more established, more likely to have options, even something as routine as “getting it up” can be a problem.

Hehehehehehe...

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8. Testicles Getting In The Way
Rare is the moment in the average man’s life when he can forget that he has a pair of balls dangling between his legs. If you own a laptop, you’ve probably wondered if having it on your lap will cook your sperm and lower your fertility. And you’ve definitely agonized over whether to go boxers or briefs.

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6. Mistaken For A Pedophile
God forbid a father wants to walk hand-in-hand with his son or daughter, or take his child to the playground to play with other children. There is a culture of hysteria surrounding men and children that has made men afraid to be physical, to pick up, hug and cuddle their own kids. That’s just not fair.

The world is very rotten, that's why.

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5. Condoms
Condoms help prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs. They also suck. A lot. They’re a hassle to buy in the appropriate size, they’re often difficult to put on and going through the process of opening the package tends to be a mood killer.

Hehehehehe... I thought condoms were all one size? I thought you dudes just slip it off from the packet, yank it on and get to the jamming
? Men una get wahala o

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4. Getting Called A Creep By Women
The onus is on men to approach women. It’s our job to say hello to a total stranger who happens to catch our eye on the off chance that she’ll enjoy our company. And in that brief interaction, in a bar or club or coffee shop, things can go horribly, horribly wrong. The end result of your failed approach might mean the dreaded “creep” label (variants include “creeper” and “weirdo”), and nothing quite hurts a man’s pride, or his chances of approaching another woman, quite like being so negatively labeled.

You are a man so I will excuse you for thuis statement. If you have ever been 'toasted' by some certain categories of men, you will understand the mystery behind the 'creep' label.

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2. Getting Slapped In The Face
There’s one act of physical violence that gets used with alarming frequency: men getting slapped in the face. When you see a woman slap a man on the street, chances are you didn’t think to yourself how awful it is that she resorted to violence; instead, you probably wonder what he did to deserve it.

Some men more than deserve hot slakpatas.

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1. The Pain Of Getting Hit In the Groin
It happens in a split second and only lasts a few minutes at most, but those few minutes are filled with excruciating pain, cursing and the fleeting thought that maybe you’ve finally taken one too many shots to the groin to be able to have children.

Comes in handy for certain men that think it is their God given right to grope you

Condom no hard me wear o

xynerise: Condom no hard me wear o

I bow o. The op must rrrreally suck...

Ishilove:
I bow o. The op must rrrreally suck...

Me wey dey use just one hand remove condom and use teeth wear am

xynerise:
Me wey dey use just one hand remove condom and use teeth wear am

Nwoke nmadu!!!! Twale!

Ishilove:
Nwoke nmadu!!!! Twale!

Dey there na

I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

lmaooooooooooooooooooo! oloshi!

jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

Hahahahahahaha renewed your Internet subscription to do what, watch po*no and beat off to it?

Condom doesn't even feel right, it's like taking a bath with a raincoat on, waste of time!!

jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

Hahahahahaahha. Pls no let me remember those days

Then you start begging........''baby pls na, it has been long I did this''

u get problem ohhhhhhhhh

VERY WELL WRITTEN ... FOR THE EUROPEAN MAN!!!

What sucks most about being a man is GETTING 'HARD-ON' PUBLICLY because some girls won't keep their asset where it's supposed to be. The up is too down, and the down? Too up!
I think girls should bear the consequences of indecent exposure not guys. So unfair!

Mheeeeeeeeeen *sighs* No.9 could be so annoying...

none of shit will stop me from being a man wen next i come to earth......being a woman is just too complicated.....imagine me goin tru menses,menopause n all doz stuffs.......gosh

Mrs.Chima:
True!!!!!

My sister o trust u na this kind thing u go like

Caracta: Awwwww! It's ok guys. We understand how you feel.

*hugs all the men in the world*

*leans on her shoulder*

Enegod: did i read this poo!!

no u didnt....u jst ate it.....!

My friend nnanta,
that guy scratches his balls and sniffs them.
That shiieet alone gets me sick.


Dear seun,
I wrote bollz, not spheres,

BTW, nairaland is 3minutes behind time, please correct it!

Random erection ke?

when people dey find burantashi, paraga and alomo all over the place!

Getting hit in your Crouch..(epon) it pains a lot.. No fit play wit am at all o, Or lie?

Shawnmayor: *leans on her shoulder*

come on!
So you dey lean to peep bhurez ba?
Come on! Commot your head for that place , go put am for transformer