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Vacancy!!! Vacancy!!vacancy by mikeeze(m): 11:38am On Jul 16, 2013
VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
RIVERS STATE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY is recruiting
for the positions of her IMPEACHED SPEAKER
and the other SUSPENDED MEMBERS.
Interested candidates should submit their
applications as quickly as possible.
REQUIREMENTS:
• Applicants must be able to communicate in
PIDGIN ENGLISH and be fluent in his LOCAL
LANGUAGE.
• Must be an expert with an International
Certificate (Chinese preferably) in
TAEKWANDO/ KARATE, BOXING & SPITTING.
• Must have five years’ experience in
WEAPONS HANDLING with the skill of
converting a MACE TO SWORD.
• Applicants must have full blood exams so as
to confirm they have enough and ideal blood
to shed for the Governor, President,
President's Wife or any Minister when the
need arises.
ROLES & RESPONSIBILITIE S:
• Swift lying.
• Fighting for justice/ injustice
• Representing themselves, the Governor, the
President, President's Wife, & their pockets all
in the State House of Assembly.
• Multi-tasking and flexibility with the
readiness to oppose and support, to install
and impeach the speaker. Making and
alterations of laws and outsmarting the law
enforcement agency to get a police officer to
help you kick the ass of your opponent when
the need arises.
• Must be ready to enjoy a nap and a quickie
in a nearby hospital after every meeting of the
house.
All applications should be sent to
recruitment@rsh oa.org or you visit their
website for more information.
NOTE:
•LONG TERM MOTOR PARK(AGBERO)
EXPERIENCE IS ALSO AN ADDED ADVANTAGE.
•ALSO, MEMBERSHIP OF A CULT GROUP WILL BE
A VALUABLE ASSET.
Re: Vacancy!!! Vacancy!!vacancy by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jul 16, 2013
Did you ever taste breast milk?

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