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UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by femzybiz(m): 1:51pm On Jul 20, 2013
came across this story and thought it was funny so I decided to share.

One of the Vanguard reporters met with a rather unknown actress named Crystal and in a short interview asked her what her selling point was.

What do you think are your selling points?



Unknown Actress: – My selling point are my hips. I think Mercy Johnson’s hips are just learning where mine are. I know that I am well-shaped. If you ask me, I have got the best shape in Nollywood. And it is just not my hips alone, my eyes, my legs and my height as a woman all compliment my nice figure. You may say I don’t have the front but I have the back. The back speaks for me.
http://www.naijainfonews.com/2013/07/unknown-actress-mercy-johnsons-hips-are.html
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Dovahkiin(m): 2:48pm On Jul 20, 2013
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by tsidra(f): 3:26pm On Jul 20, 2013
Idiat girl
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Omobarca: 4:07pm On Jul 20, 2013
grin This lady will do anything t̶̲̥̅̊ø̲̣̣̥ get famous. PRODUCERS TAKE NOTE wink
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by nanauju(f): 4:10pm On Jul 20, 2013
LMAO! grin Na wa o undecided
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by AbuMikey(m): 4:17pm On Jul 20, 2013
Effect of Weed!
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by hersweetness(f): 4:31pm On Jul 20, 2013
Empty-headed big nyash
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by orgasticdance: 5:12pm On Jul 20, 2013
Crystal angry wat sort of name is that, is she a po--rn star?

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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
hersweetness: Empty-headed big nyash

That's my preferred 'spec'.
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 5:35pm On Jul 20, 2013
Hips and asss two different things, I can't determine how large her hips are from that angle.
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Tolexander: 6:09pm On Jul 20, 2013
All na fecal container!

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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by studio43(m): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2013
I don't like girls with big fat Nyansh
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by LesbianBoy(m): 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2013
Why do women who have BIG NYASH always have SMALL BREZZ
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by studio43(m): 6:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
LesbianBoy: Why do women who have BIG NYASH always have SMALL BREZZ

My baby is bootiliciously endowed but small b..reast cry

I love bweast cry

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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by johnstar(m): 7:11pm On Jul 20, 2013
Dovahkiin: [img]http://1.bp..com/-1T2jZ-lO7rk/UeqGnxBKXTI/AAAAAAAAAXo/7OoiDkl0pFQ/s1600/mercy+3.jpg[/img]

not bad
hu b dis mumu again, u b real unknown undecided, shiit happens, I 1dr y some ppl knw gt sense, u berra start makn ur moni on movies, abi na p•rn u wn act ni
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 20, 2013
She is well endowed cheesy
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by johnstar(m): 7:51pm On Jul 20, 2013
2morw nw, 1 person go talk say him d**k big pass seun own cheesy cheesy

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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by hersweetness(f): 8:05pm On Jul 20, 2013
pro01:

That's my preferred 'spec'.

Lol, I get the big nyash part but what are you gonna do with an empty head.
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jul 20, 2013
She should go and shiт-down somewhere... Who cares?!
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by All4Chineke: 8:41pm On Jul 20, 2013
why are you showing side view??is dat how to show hips in your Village??
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jul 20, 2013
All these fat fat hips everywia, when una born one the thing go explode.

Moderate is the key!
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jul 20, 2013
This kinda asss doesn't move me though, too ghetto for my liking. undecided
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Shugamania(f): 9:29pm On Jul 20, 2013
johnstar: 2morw nw, 1 person go talk say him d**k big pass seun own cheesy cheesy


grin grin grin grin

Nairalanders are crazyyy!


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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jul 20, 2013
johnstar: 2morw nw, 1 person go talk say him d**k big pass seun own cheesy cheesy
Shugamania:


grin grin grin grin

Nairalanders are crazyyy!


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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by orgasticdance: 11:35pm On Jul 20, 2013
pro01:

That's my preferred 'spec'.
walahi, no issues grin
hersweetness:

Lol, I get the big nyash part but what are you gonna do with an empty head.
sadly with a mind as fertile and vast as his, most women really become empty heads undecided i.e their heads become less important to the task than their nyash.. undecided

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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by kunlesehan(m): 12:28am On Jul 21, 2013
M.J's hips maybe learning
but they've been earning
girl it's Crystal clear
that mercy Johnson's got a costlier rare

oh lord have mercy on my johnson.

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Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Brimmie(m): 2:02am On Jul 21, 2013
Dafuqq?? undecided Her Nyansh is bigger than her breassts?? Nah!! We give up sad
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by Nobody: 7:34am On Jul 21, 2013
..


We love Puritys MoM.. tongue..
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by PrettyGaby(f): 10:02am On Jul 21, 2013
ok. we don hear. when u born pikin nah, every thing go dey out of shape. what will you sell then?
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by herdeydeyji(m): 1:05pm On Jul 21, 2013
oh boi.....nt bad rilli
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by IAMBREEZY: 7:10pm On Jul 21, 2013
Well i love big azz
Re: UNKNOWN Actress: “mercy Johnson’s Hips Are Just Learning Where Mine Are” by IAMBREEZY: 7:13pm On Jul 21, 2013
johnstar: 2morw nw, 1 person go talk say him d**k big pass seun own cheesy cheesy
if seun e-slap u,u go know.

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