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Classification Of Girls by greatestman(m): 7:33am On Jul 21, 2013
¤TYPES OF GIRLS¤
HARD DISK GIRL - she remembers
everything about you.
forever.
RAM GIRL - she forgets about you when
she turns around
WINDOW GIRL - all know that she can't do
a thing right, but no one can live without
her.
SCREENSAVER GIRL - she's good for nothing
but at least she's fun
INTERNET GIRL - always difficult to access
SERVER GIRL - always busy when
you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRL - she makes
terrible things look beautiful
PROCESSOR GIRL - she is always
faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRL - from every 10 things she
says, 9 are nonsense.
VIRUS GIRL - also known as"wife".She
comes when you are not expecting her,
installs herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to un_install virus girl you will
lose something, but if don't un_install her
you will lose everything...

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