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Why It's Great Being A Guy by kaybee(m): 4:37pm On May 25, 2006 |
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat Queues for the bathroom don't exist You can open all your own jars All your orgasms are real You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around You can go to the bathroom without a support group When your work is criticized, you understand that everyone doesn't secretly hate you You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness Nobody wonders if you swallow!!!!! If someone forgets to invite you to something, it means that they forgot to invite you. It doesn't mean that they hate you, and he or she can still be your friend. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry Chocolate is just another snack Flowers fix everything You never have to worry about other people's feelings You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours Reverse parking is easy Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader's coming You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. In fact you encourage them Car mechanics tell you the truth You can quietly watch a game on tv with a buddy for hours without ever thinking he's mad at you You never look at a baby's head and cringe The whole world is your urinal Hot wax never comes near your pubic area One mood, all the time The remote control is yours and yours alone No such thing as hovering half an inch above the toilet seat People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them |
Re: Why It's Great Being A Guy by O4real(m): 4:43pm On May 25, 2006 |
oh yeah! jist. |
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