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Why It's Great Being A Guy by kaybee(m): 4:37pm On May 25, 2006
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat

Queues for the bathroom don't exist

You can open all your own jars

All your orgasms are real

You don't have to lug a bag of useless stuff around

You can go to the bathroom without a support group

When your work is criticized, you understand that everyone doesn't secretly hate you

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

Nobody wonders if you swallow!!!!!

If someone forgets to invite you to something, it means that they forgot to invite you. It doesn't mean that they hate you, and he or she can still be your friend.

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

Chocolate is just another snack

Flowers fix everything

You never have to worry about other people's feelings

You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours

Reverse parking is easy

Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows

You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader's coming

You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. In fact you encourage them

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You can quietly watch a game on tv with a buddy for hours without ever thinking he's mad at you

You never look at a baby's head and cringe

The whole world is your urinal

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

One mood, all the time

The remote control is yours and yours alone

No such thing as hovering half an inch above the toilet seat

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them
Re: Why It's Great Being A Guy by O4real(m): 4:43pm On May 25, 2006
oh yeah! jist.

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