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Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by engrtee(f): 12:20am On Aug 12, 2013
Scientists invent ‘death test’ that will tell us how long we have to live.


Scientists have developed a ‘death test’ that can tell people how long they have to live.
The non-invasive procedure involves applying a painless laser pulse to the surface of the skin through a wristwatch-style device.
This measures how a person’s body will decline with age by analysing endothelial cells, the Sunday Times reports.
These cells line the smallest blood vessels - capillaries – in our bodies and respond to complex activity elsewhere in the body.
By measuring the oscillations within the cells, the scientists say they can calculate thelength of time before death and also test for diseases including cancer and dementia.
The result is graded from 0 for death to 100 for optimum functioning with the predictions becoming more accurate as more data is added.
A user-friendly version of the system is expected to be completed within the next three years.
Would you really want to know when the time is coming for you??

http://metro.co.uk/2013/08/11/scientists-invent-death-test-that-will-tell-us-how-long-we-have-to-live-3919159/
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Nobody: 12:24am On Aug 12, 2013
These folks ain't serious.
How about they calculate 90years for a fella and on his way out from their lab,he gets run over by a bus?
Mr. DEATH is the unexpected grim reaper.
He can come at anytime

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by stan4b(m): 12:25am On Aug 12, 2013
Can they tell if the person will die by accident. I think the device can only work well in there country,not in most African countries where poverty makes one grow older than their age. Or,can the device show them if poverty can cause the time of death.

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by mployer(m): 12:33am On Aug 12, 2013
These scientists are just trying to catch up with T.B Joshua. My Daddy is miles ahead in prediction. smiley

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Nobody: 1:27am On Aug 12, 2013
ahh so funny a thread cheesy. the thread should have been transfered to the joke section.

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Freiburger(m): 6:46pm On Aug 12, 2013
Can that same device determine the time of death of people who will be dieing of natural disasters such as, sudden vehicle
accidents, earthquakes, uncontrolled intake of alcohol etc? if not, then give me a break joor.

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Nobody: 4:38am On Aug 13, 2013
this invention has limitation

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by funtanherb(m): 1:30pm On Aug 13, 2013
Science rule the world...I believe that on day natural death will not kill man anymore

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by slinkman(m): 1:31pm On Aug 13, 2013
this is an age invention and not death invention ...
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by brownlord: 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
brownlord was here at 13:32 13/08/2013 but refuse to comment.






















ANOTHER FUNNY THREAD

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by priscaoge(f): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
Whoever that believes this trash is a BIG FOOL. God alone has τ̲̅ђe power to determine when one will die and how long τ̲̅ђe person is gonna live. I won't digest dis lie.*Exits*

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by basty: 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
This test will fail

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by brownlord: 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
slinkman: r

wetin u dey do there
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by CsmuneEy(m): 1:33pm On Aug 13, 2013
next..
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by slinkman(m): 1:33pm On Aug 13, 2013
brownlord:

wetin u dey do there
i dey reserve space
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by IYANGBALI: 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2013
lorretta u: These folks ain't serious.
How about they calculate 90years for a fella and on his way out from their lab,he gets run over by a bus?
Mr. DEATH is the unexpected grim reaper.
He can come at anytime
no mind those oyinbo fools that are trying to play god

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by kunletade(m): 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2013
Wannabe God...
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by canalily(m): 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2013
wink imagine that! So witches nd wizards wil always consult this b4 they attack so dat they wil nt be killed abi?
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by priscaoge(f): 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2013
One day they gonna wake up and tell U̶̲̥̅̊ that God doesn't exist,and some Idiots will gladly believe them. Plssssssss U̶̲̥̅̊ scientist should give ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ a break*mitchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww*
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Nobody: 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2013
If only such a test could exist.
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Ajibam: 1:36pm On Aug 13, 2013
Will dey discover when winch go attack
Bunch of ignoramus

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Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by IYANGBALI: 1:37pm On Aug 13, 2013
m-ployer:
These scientists are just trying to catch up with T.B Joshua. My Daddy is miles ahead in prediction. smiley
TB Joshua knows his shedrens stop deceiving yourself
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Sunymoore(m): 1:37pm On Aug 13, 2013
Sitty
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by homesteady(m): 1:37pm On Aug 13, 2013
Na wa oh!
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Sijo01(f): 1:38pm On Aug 13, 2013
Like seriously........ joke of the century.
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Youngzedd(m): 1:39pm On Aug 13, 2013
They will only determine according to the person's organ functionality.

The Creator has the final say.
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by R3dsp3ar(m): 1:43pm On Aug 13, 2013
This scientist no go kill me with lie. If witch attack the person after the calculations?
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by OCcool: 1:44pm On Aug 13, 2013
funtanherb: Science rule the world...I believe that on day natural death will not kill man anymore
abeg make i hear word
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Nobody: 1:45pm On Aug 13, 2013
These people will never stop all these their fake inventions and discoveries undecided
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by SlyIg(f): 1:45pm On Aug 13, 2013
Ok!
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by Hdz4luv: 1:47pm On Aug 13, 2013
Had it bn dis is true i wud hv tested jonathan and sambo whn r dey going 2 kick bucket.
Re: Scientist Invent Death Test That Tell Us How Long We Will Live by gbadexy(m): 1:48pm On Aug 13, 2013
Its not feasible. There are too many variables.
What of death by exposure to communicable diseases. Even cancer is dependent to a large extent on exposure to carcinogens.

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