1. She Wears Long Fake Nails That Could Cut Your Dick

2. She Types Like An slowpoke E.g " I LoVe YoU sO MuCh mORe tHaN mY FaMilY MeMbErS

3. She Takes Off Her Shoes In The Club

4. She Doesn't Fart In Your Presence

5. She Knows The Words To Every Olamide Song

6. She Always Speak In Acronyms Like "Idgaf' Wtf'Ctfu'Lwkmd'Lol

7. Her Facebook Name Has Nothing To Do With Her Real Name E.g "IamDatSexyPrettyHoneyPie BossLadySwag AfricanBeautyQueen

8. Her Twitter Adress Is "In Your Man's Pants"

9. She Instagrams Every Meal

10. She Always Asks You For Recharge Card

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Number 11, For my calabar brothers,If she can't pronounce ur surname well.

LMAO!............

stan4b: Number 11, For my calabar brothers,If she can't pronounce ur surname well.

LMAO!............

Complete nonsense

@5 she might be a yaruba bush gurl.

Mynd_44: Complete nonsense

sweetheart if u say he must not marry her if she takes off her shoes at the club so what if she is wearing heels and the song is so nice that she wants to dance like crazy and u know how painful heels can be sometimes. would she have lost out on marriage just because of that?

Is this a thread?Very foo!ish reasons

What's all d above gat to do wit Marriage U could as well say we all shoul go marry a bush gal na.. mtcheeeww

Monicasque: sweetheart if u say he must not marry her if she takes off her shoes at the club so what if she is wearing heels and the song is so nice that she wants to dance like crazy and u know how painful heels can be sometimes. would she have lost out on marriage just because of that?

Are you taking him serious?

Some girls dey vex

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Popowaa: Is this a thread?Very foo!ish reasons

It is amazing that this section is still being ruled by kids

Mynd-44 abeg shutup ur mouth b4 u go da see kids for section. Shurrup..... Just shurrup, if u like ban me mumu boy, anofia.

Mikel3oputa: Mynd-44 abeg shutup ur mouth b4 u go da see kids for section. Shurrup..... Just shurrup, if u like ban me mumu boy, anofia.

Can someone please translate this in English?

Mynd_44:
Can someone please translate this in English?

u no well.?

And he thinks he has achieved smthing

Mynd_44:
It is amazing that this section is still being ruled by kids

This is an awesome music video produced to entertain, motivate and thrill your mind, it's full of stunts.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSDCrAVvLM&g­
uid&client=mv-rim&gl=GB&hl=en-GB

I'll take this as a joke

Mikel3oputa: u no well.?

I think we both know who is sick

Osi!

Popowaa: And he thinks he has achieved smthing

In his mind, he deserves an award

Rexphobia: I'll take this as a joke

OP is a clown na

Mikel3oputa: Mynd-44 abeg shutup ur mouth b4 u go da see kids for section. Shurrup..... Just shurrup, if u like ban me mumu boy, anofia.

ban U? Mynd are U a mod or admin.

Odedoyin25: ban U? Mynd are U a mod or admin.

abeg live that garage boy make e come watch my lexus jeep.

[size=18pt] who is sending me recharge card today?[/size]

mondi_cheeks: [size=18pt] who is sending me recharge card today?[/size]

Me

mondi_cheeks: [size=18pt] who is sending me recharge card today?[/size]

i for send u oh but i da fear that face when be like the juju wen dem take da serve the gods.

Ion mind gettin a recharge kard too,trust mi,ah wee thnk u in return,#crap#xo kos say I love olamide nau,con sabi all Im lyrics na sinnn,dat wan don disqualify me 4 marriage,all diz boys gan,dem to dey hype dem selves lyk onne important tin,#mtcheeewww#

badoolee: Ion mind gettin a recharge kard too,trust mi,ah wee thnk u in return,#crap#xo kos say I love olamide nau,con sabi all Im lyrics na sinnn,dat wan don disqualify me 4 marriage,all diz boys gan,dem to dey hype dem selves lyk onne important tin,#mtcheeewww#

haba would u mind if i tap that ass, u badt gan.