I met this cute lady some months ago while on my way to a recording studio. She was standing beside me at a bus stop where we were waiting for bus n within 5min of our waiting,we got into a bus and

And ur fone went off!

I hope u av nt been kidnapped. beta com nd complete ur stori make I no go provoke

where is this kid and the story?

Harbosede02: And ur fone went off!

ronalmagic10: I hope u av nt been kidnapped. beta com nd complete ur stori make I no go provoke

*falls inside a gutter*

Haaaaaaa habosede...lolssss!!! Well sorry for d break. It was actually the network n not that my fone went off: and d normal gist started, our jists ranged from what we do to where we came from And thenm to the Question she asked me which quite astonished me. After pLenty of jist with this pretty and plumpy lady, she then said

nlmonpoint: Haaaaaaa habosede...lolssss!!! Well sorry for d break. It was actually the network n not that my fone went off: and d normal gist started, our jists ranged from what we do to where we came from And thenm to the Question she asked me which quite astonished me. After pLenty of jist with this pretty and plumpy lady, she then said

u be mumu, so you dey play with your seniors abi.

your phone don lost this time, abi na your network lost, why not climb on top electric pole so that your chinco phone go catch network. why you dey give story half half

nlmonpoint: Haaaaaaa habosede...lolssss!!! Well sorry for d break. It was actually the network n not that my fone went off: and d normal gist started, our jists ranged from what we do to where we came from And thenm to the Question she asked me which quite astonished me. After pLenty of jist with this pretty and plumpy lady, she then said

She then said, u dey craze? stop touching ma bwest when u never buy me BB phone.

is the OP well?

i cant help but laugh.funny story,funny op.Hope dis is nt d end of d story if nt i will call it balderdash

oko-oloyun:
She then said, u dey craze? stop touching ma bwest when u never buy me BB phone.

u got dat rite.... Nobody said anything to him, his just making this up. Boooooooo!!!!!

She must have asked the op the size of his JT, or how many rounds he can offer.


Odensin...

Infact i feel like slapping dis op...wat rubbish!!

Wat d f**k is wrng wit dis op...abi u don die

ORISIRISI

hahaha this thread is just funny....see as all of them wan die for the story.. depraved minds..




anyway op mk i finish am for you, she com dey preach to you about how God loves you and sent his son to die for you and dat if you ever see urself trying to commit sin most especially this instance of lieing, you shud tk a break and ask God for forgiveness and he will set u free. praise da lord somebody!!!!

Haaa!harbosede, oya pls come and slap me,buh you should be ready for at least 2lashes of my sugarcane o. Beach, I neva begin touch her bwest as u tot o! Just dey follow this jist.I bet u will love it skata. She then said. "Please squeez me,can I ask you a question" And u know as a sure boy I quickly held her hand n began some sensational touch. It was vry obvious she wos feeling d cool touch. I then whispered in2 her ears "do u really want me to squeez u" and she said

nlmonpoint: Haaa!harbosede, oya pls come and slap me,buh you should be ready for at least 2lashes of my sugarcane o. Beach, I neva begin touch her bwest as u tot o! Just dey follow this jist.I bet u will love it skata. She then said. "Please squeez me,can I ask you a question" And u know as a sure boy I quickly held her hand n began some sensational touch. It was vry obvious she wos feeling d cool touch. I then whispered in2 her ears "do u really want me to squeez u" and she said

boring *unfollows thread *

I de really feel ur crazyness

... Op wetn naa? U smoke knockout?

.

That's the effect of free weekend booze.

this is really a funny thread enjoyed every bit. see tears for my eyes

dis is wat we get wen dere are no tight enuf security in our psychiatric hospitals and asylums

Sowiiiiii 4 d break, pardon me I shall continue asap. Just give me some min to finish up cooking this spagetti...

Honestly op... I just feel like busting a clip in your face....

Enegod:
*falls inside a gutter*

*runs to get help from 190-the-clown

I move a motion for d creation of KIDS SECTION. A section where young minds can mingle. If u support this motion, click like, if not.......type NO.

I swear, dz OP is totally sick...

Which kind spaghetti you dey cook for 5hrs? Is it from china?

See wetin free MB and ASUU strike dey cause @OP I will advice to get prepare an application letter to one bakery like that for iyana-ipaja or carry am go WAHUM or any nearest pure water factory for motor boy, at least that would keep your idle mind busy in this period of strike. Odesco!