Check it out budaatum, I saw Jesus last night! And donnie is right he is black! LMAO. He gave me something to smoke and bam! I became a changed man! LMFAO!

budaatum:


The Bible does not teach! You read it and learn.

Gbam!
But bigotry would never allow people accept that.

DavidAO:

The mind is weak and this is why the light it gives (logic) is usually faulty. /

The mind is not weak! Saying the mind is weak is saying consciousness is weak.
Besides the human mind does not provide logic, the brain does that... except you have a solid argument that the mind IS the brain?

DavidAO:

Interesting, what led to this assertion? I’ll like to learn that.

Stop bearing false witness! You "believe you have come to the full understanding of your messages" so you don't want to learn, you want to teach what you believe to be the truth! But If you truly want to learn, go back and read what you wrote as if you did not write it, because it is very obvious that you have a lot to learn from yourself.

By the way, why have you not created a thread instead of derailing this thread? Have you not yet learnt to obey simple rules and need to be taught?

Nairaland Rule 1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

LordReed:
Check it out budaatum, I saw Jesus last night! And donnie is right he is black! LMAO. He gave me something to smoke and bam! I became a changed man! LMFAO!

Don't be selfish and greedy my Lord, share what Jesus gave you to smoke!

budaatum:


Don't be selfish and greedy my Lord, share what Jesus gave you to smoke!

Sadly I only took one toke and passed it back, he said one was all I needed. Maybe I should have begged him to gimme the entire joint. LoL. It was a fantastic dream. LMAO!

LordReed:

Sadly I only took one toke and passed it back, he said one was all I needed. Maybe I should have begged him to gimme the entire joint. LoL. It was a fantastic dream. LMAO!

Jesus gave you a joint and you passed it back after one toke without insisting on keeping the entire joint

I think you need to go back to sleep and hope you dream again my Lord. And this time don't be selfish or refuse what you are given! Ask for extra Jesus joints for buda and others please.

buda shakes head and wonders why some think their dreams are meaningless though buda knows why!

budaatum:


Jesus gave you a joint and you passed it back after one toke without insisting on keeping the entire joint

I think you need to go back to sleep and hope you dream again my Lord. And this time don't be selfish or refuse what you are given! Ask for extra Jesus joints for buda and others please.

buda shakes head and wonders why some think their dreams are meaningless though buda knows why!

I tried my dear buda but seems Jesus doesn't want to come back. LMFAO!

LordReed:


I tried my dear buda but seems Jesus doesn't want to come back. LMFAO!

Jesus always comes back my Lord, Jesus can often be silly like that. If one of his sheep go missing he is willing to abandon all others to go looking for it. You just make sure there is the oil of wisdom in your lamp of a head for when he comes next time. And please remember to ask him to visit buda in buda's dreams too because buda too likes a good toke.

budaatum:


Jesus always comes back my Lord, Jesus can often be silly like that. If one of his sheep go missing he is willing to abandon all others to go looking for it. You just make sure there is the oil of wisdom in your lamp of a head for when he comes next time. And please remember to ask him to visit buda in buda's dreams too because buda too likes a good toke.

Oh yeah, he was totally decent and helpful. A real chill dude, no judgement or anything, didn't even look like the hard arsed royalty some people make him out to be. Matter of fact he looked like a poor hermit but the kind you'd like to hang out with.

I will make sure to tell him you need a toke. LMFAO!

LordReed:


Oh yeah, he was totally decent and helpful. A real chill dude, no judgement or anything, didn't even look like the hard arsed royalty some people make him out to be. Matter of fact he looked like a poor hermit but the kind you'd like to hang out with.

I will make sure to tell him you need a toke. LMFAO!

So, you finally met Jesus, and not the Jesus those who never met Jesus tell you about, my Lord!

Do please check all your pockets, because I don't trust that Jesus to not have filled them all with [url=https://classic.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+4%3A10&version=KJV]tokes[/url] enough for you to share with everyone already. Like a child he so loves playing pranks like that.

Jesus' tokes are the tokes of life.

budaatum:

So, you finally met Jesus, and not the Jesus those who never met Jesus tell you about, my Lord!

Do please check all your pockets, because I don't trust that Jesus to not have filled them all with [url=https://classic.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+4%3A10&version=KJV]tokes[/url] enough for you to share with everyone already. Like a child he so loves playing pranks like that.

Jesus' tokes are the tokes of life.

Guess what Jesus told me was the solution to my problems, what his holy toke actually did.

LordReed:


Guess what Jesus told me was the solution to my problems, what his holy toke actually did.

You need to share, my Lord!

budaatum:

You need to share, my Lord!

My dear buda please guess.

LordReed:


My dear buda please guess.

My Lord! That's like asking buda to make up crap inside buda's head lol.

Best I can do is you gained an understanding.

budaatum:


My Lord! That's like asking buda to make up crap inside buda's head lol.

Best I can do is you gained an understanding.

So close you could smell the toke on my breath! LoL

In essence he told me to develop my mind properly and use it properly. Isn't Jesus just the best! LMAO!

BTW my dear buda, are you familiar with https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_atheism#:~:text=Christian%20atheism%20is%20a%20form,Some%20include%20an%20ethics%20system

LordReed:

So close you could smell the toke on my breath! LoL

In essence he told me to develop my mind properly and use it properly. Isn't Jesus just the best! LMAO!

If I say 'Jesus is the Lord of Atheists', the theists will stone me and the atheists will stone me too and neither will ask me to explain because they would both assume they understand what I mean.

My Lord, you are evolving from an ignorant Adam into a Use Your Senses Eve, and watching us grow is my greatest delight.

LordReed:
BTW my dear buda, are you familiar with https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_atheism#:~:text=Christian%20atheism%20is%20a%20form,Some%20include%20an%20ethics%20system

Lol! I posted the above then saw your post!

budaatum:

buda is buda who does not fit in boxes.

As Christ said, one must not live by bread alone or one will be malnourished.

But for current purposes, consider Atheist Christian Muslim etc etc etc, if you must define buda by the Words buda eats.

budaatum:

More like an unbeliever. But I guess both words mean the same to many.

Try, "Christian Atheist". Tell me your understanding.

https://www.nairaland.com/4508641/american-politics-thread-joe-bidens/447#88305312

And this last one is in honour of eomajeh. The best Atheist Christian I've met here.
https://www.nairaland.com/6460381/how-atheist-me-happily-married#99976382

budaatum:


If I say 'Jesus is the Lord of Atheists', the theists will stone me and the atheists will stone me too and neither will ask me to explain because they would both assume they understand what I mean.

My Lord, you are evolving from an ignorant Adam into a Use Your Senses Eve, and watching us grow is my greatest delight.

I am so with you my dear buda. And even Jesus knows it too cos they almost stoned him for saying similar. LoL

budaatum:


Lol! I posted the above then saw your post!





https://www.nairaland.com/4508641/american-politics-thread-joe-bidens/447#88305312

And this last one is in honour of eomajeh. The best Atheist Christian I've met here.
https://www.nairaland.com/6460381/how-atheist-me-happily-married#99976382

Thou art baptised in the spirit my dear buda!

LordReed:


Thou art baptised in the spirit my dear buda!

In the spirit indeed, and not in the letters in the words. And you are too my Lord, or we would never have gotten this far and might have just gotten a silly high from a toke.

Finally....off work for another month . This coronavirus has been faithful.

Why is there a lot of misogyny in nigerian churches gaaaaan?

Hotspotbro:
Why is there a lot of misogyny in nigerian churches gaaaaan?

They were birthed by an ultra patriarchal culture, they perpetuate that male dominance.

LordReed:


They were birthed by an ultra patriarchal culture, they perpetuate that male dominance.

Are you the husband or the wife in your house, or it doesn't matter? Hypocrite.

Image123:


Are you the husband or the wife in your house, or it doesn't matter? Hypocrite.

Lagbaja Nothing For You!



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The qur'an is a book of wisedom with zero contradiction. It was first reveal to prophet Muhammad S.A.W when he is in cave of ihra. But before then the bibble comfirm that it was not the final revealation.
Rev 4v 6-7 6 Then I saw another angel flying in midair, and he had the eternal gospel to proclaim to those who live on the earth to every nation, tribe, language and people 7 He said in a loud voice, “Fear God and give him glory, because the hour of his judgment has come. Worship him who made the heavens, the earth, the sea and the springs of water.
Those who follow the Messenger, the Immaculate One, whom they find mentioned in the Torah and the Gospel which are with them.” Al-Quran 7:158.
The Promised Comforter of the Gospel
The prophecy runs as follows:

“If ye love me, keep my commands. And I will pray to the Father and He shall give you another Comforter. That he may abide with you forever; even the Spirit of truth.” (John 14:15-17)

“But the Comforter which is the Holy Ghost whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things..” (John 14:26)

Again:

“Nevertheless, I tell you the truth; it is expedient for you that I go away, for if I go not away the Comforter will not come unto you; but if I depart, I will send him unto you.” (John 16:7)

“I have yet many things to say unto you, but ye cannot bear them now. Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth; for he shall not speak of himself; but whatsoever he shall hear, that shall he speak; and he will shew you things to come. He shall glorify me.” (John 16:12-14)
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